02 January 2009

Guy seeks hot chick with genital herpes - 34 (Kalamazoo)

Yeah, you read it right. While you are laughing, please tell all your friends about my ad, because I am sure at least one of them has herpes.

ME: 5'9", 165, blonde/blue, decent looking, several offensive and/or creepy tattoos. Likes: Rock n roll music (mostly punk and 60s-70s rock), horror movies, and stuff like that.

YOU: Similar interests of course. Same age or younger than me, outta my league looks-wise, and willing to settle for a guy your parents probably won't like very much.


Brady: Bike night!
Lauren: Husband?

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