20 December 2008

cowboyhardware3 - 24 (parma/albion)

howdy there i just got out of a relationship where i wasn't appreciated for what i did and what not, but i'm a big time country boy but my life is a cowboy. i own horses and i am looking for a country girl to have fun with i like to party and just hang out with friends at the bar in parma. i love to hunt and fish as well as ride my crotch rocket when i can so if ya interested send me a message


When I read 'ride my crotch rocket,' I might have loled a little bit...I'm pretty sure that puts me on par intellectually with 12-year-old boys.
Also of note: how does one ride one's own crotch rocket?

1 comment:

Jess said...

Crotch rockets are teeny motorcycles, just FYI. It's not a metaphor.