26 December 2008

GIRLS , DO YOU WANT NEW BOOBS? (SLC )

I WENT TO A CHARITY AUCTION AND BOUGHT A $5000.00 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PLASTIC SURGERY. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD GIVE IT TO YOU AND WHAT SIZE YOU ARE NOW WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT TO BE? ( HAVE TO HAVE SURGERY IN JAN IT IS THIER SLOW SEASON )



The way to a woman's heart isn't jewelry, it's boobs. Particularly the new kind.

5 comments:

katie said...

salt lake city???

Abbie said...

I found it posted in the Boise Craigslist...the location of the poster was unclear.

katie said...

good cause i would not be okay with mormons auctioning off boobjobs. boise is fair game, however.

do you read the 'best ofs' or are you just trolling all of craigslist for these jems?

Abbie said...

Oh, we do all the trolling ourselves. Just looking at the 'best ofs' would be cheating. Looking for a good husband takes a lot of legwork.

katie said...

i agree. you have no idea how many hours a day i dedicate to locating my future husband. or perhaps you do.