You know you have big tits when - 27 (london)

1/ You sometimes think they belong to someone else

2/ A and B (cups...) are not in your vocabulary

3/ Your alphabet starts with C, and DD is a letter in your alphabet

4/ You just can't stop saying "I said look at me in the eyes. No, up"

5/ You wear great cleavages and can't stand that men look at them in the tube or in the street

6/ You make your friends so jealous of you, even them stare at your boobs all the time

7/ Even if the rest of your body is just ok, you know you can have mainly all the men you want with you because of them

8/ You like playing with them and you wonder how much they weight

9/ Unfortunately, your back hurts a bit, but it definitely worths it

10/ You're browsing Craigslist hoping a real big tit lover will appreciate you, and not only for your big ones. Also for your sense of humour...