29 October 2008

Girls really like honesty. Phfft yeah...right.... - 25 (Fargo/Moorhead)

I don't have a car.
I don't have a job.
I don't go to College.
I am poor.
I am skinny as hell.
I am boring.
I am lazy.
I am emotionally distraught by the turn of events that has been bestowed upon me.
I am suffering from many debilitating illnesses.

"But all you need is love!"

Phfft...suuuure.

The day a woman looks past material wealth and sees me for who I am? Prolly the same day as the Apocalypse.

Prove me wrong.



I am handsome, I'll never lie, cheat or steal and I'll make sure you always feel loved & wanted.



-crickets chirp-




-tumbleweed rolls by-



Well I tried.

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