Short guy seeking short girl. There I said it. - 32 (Bucktown)

Outside of height, which isn't all the important, I'm an educated, indepent, small business owner who likes to heads to the gym regulary, reads, goes to movies, and loves to eat and drink well. I'd love to find a very cool, smart, and most importantly fun person to spend my time with.

Maybe I'm foolish for posting this on craigs list but I don't have much to lose. I am on the shorter side for a guy at 5'8" and find that I am attracted to and attracting women around my height or shorter. It's more a disclaimer about myself than anything else. For some people it's just an issue.

Hope to hear from you.



Dude, just buy a pair of boots with a slight heel and stfu. You're not even that short. Get over it. Insecurity is unattractive, and frankly, you're annoying me.

Pussy Slave (Eureka)

Q1. What is a pussy slave?
A1. Simply put, a pussy slave is a person who stimulates your pussy with his or her mouth, tongue, fingers, toys, etc as you direct, when you say, and without question or hesitation to help you achieve orgasm.

Q2. What kind of woman can use a pussy slave?
A2. Many kinds. Maybe you're between relationships and miss the sexual pleasure and just need a pussy slave to fill in the gaps. Maybe you are in a relationship or married and don't want to leave but you're not being orally pleasured as much as you would like. Basically, any woman who enjoys being orally pleasured and needs more of it can use a pussy slave.

Q3. So is this just a one time deal?
A3. Absolutely not. Many ladies keep their pussy slave as a special FWB for months or even years. A pussy slave will get better for you as he learns what gets you wet, what makes you moan, what makes you feel good, what pushes you over the edge and gives you an orgasm. Pussy slave will pay close attention to your body, your squirms, your reactions, and your verbal feedback to learn the perfect techniques and rhythm that works best just for you.

Q4. Will my pussy slave give me more than one quick orgasm? I want to take my time.
A4. Yes, if that is what you desire, it is, as usual, totally up to you. A few ladies will just want one quick no nonsense no hassle orgasm, most will want more. Pussy slave will pleasure you until you are satisfied. Some ladies will want to be pleasured to several orgams (three is a common number), others will want to be pleasured for hours until they can't manage another climax. Ladies are often suprised at how many orgams a pussy slave can give them once he is familiar with just how she likes to be pleasured. Simply let your pussy slave know you want additional stimulation.

Q5. How do I ask my pussy slave to pleasure me?
A5. Any way you like. You can ask, but you can also command. The pussy slave follows your every direction to the letter and never questions. You may call your pussy slave by first name, or use a name that you prefer. "Pussy boy" or just plain "pussy slave" are common.

Q6. I'm feeling agressive today. May I sit on my pussy slaves face?
A6. Absolutely! The choice of position is always exclusively yours. The pussy slave never questions your choices. Pussy slave simply obeys the directions of his lady as accurately and quickly as possible.

Q7. What does the pussy slave expect in return? I'm not sure I want to reciprocate.
A7. The pussy slave asks for nothing in return except the pleasure of servicing you and helping you to have a pleasant release when and where you need it. Most ladies do not provide any reciprocation.

Q8. What if I want to reciprocate? Is it permitted?
A8. Absolutely. You may always reciprocate if you are in the mood to do so, but pussy slave will never ask nor expect his lady to reciprocate. A lady may offer reciprocation every time she uses her pussy slave, occasionally, or not at all depending on her liking.

Q9. How may I reciprocate?
A9. Any way you like. You may reciprocate with hands, orally, or you may have intercourse with your pussy slave (with protection). A few ladies enjoy intercourse with their pussy slave after being orally pleasured. More commonly, the lady will command her pussy slave to masturbate while she watches. Pussy slave accepts reciprocation gladly, but never expects it nor asks for it.

Q10. How many lady's does a pussy slave have at a time?
A10. Just one. If you are using your pussy slave regularly he will only service you.

Q11. How often may I use my pussy slave for pleasure?
A11. As often as our schedules permit. Most lady's will want to use their pussy slave for pleasure several times per month or once per week.

Q12. Does it cost money to have a pussy slave?
A12. Absolutely not! A legitimate pussy slave never accepts money from a lady. Anyone that accepts or requests money from a lady is not a true pussy slave!

Q13. I have had fantasies about an oral slave, but I have other fantasies too. May I use my pussy slave to realize them?
A13. Yes. Your pussy slave can be used to play out most any fantasy that interests you. Feel free to discuss your fantasies openly with your pussy slave, or write them down and share them. Pussy slave is an excellent role play partner and will gladly participate in most any scene that pleases you. A pussy slave never judges you, and will eagerly discuss any role play scene that makes his lady hot. Even a lady is not always in the mood for a pure pussy slave experience, and your pussy slave is always ready to do whatever his lady is in the mood for, sexual or not. Whether you want to roleplay your favorite sexual fantasies or you want to see the latest chick flick at the movies but don't have anyone to go with, your pussy slave never says no.

Q14. So my pussy slave will do anything I want?
A14. Very likely. Most lady's just want a very talented tongue to give them pleasure, and most will start out using their pussy slave only to give them excellent oral sex. Ladies have commented that using their pussy slave is the first time in their lives they've felt that they were being orally pleasured by someone who really wants to be down there. For many ladies, using their pussy slave to orally pleasure them is all they desire. Other ladies will find that using their pussy slave to realize other fantasies is an ideal way to make them come to life. The lady may not have a partner, or their partner or spouse may be resistant to their non-vanilla ideas, or perhaps they are not sure just how to bring up the topic with their regular partner, while their pussy slave is eager to satisfy most any desire or curiousity they may have. Feel free to discuss your fantasies and desires with your pussy slave openly. Your pussy slave is always eager to learn your fantasies and play them out with you, if you desire it.

Q15. This sounds too good to be true... what's the catch?
A15. There is no catch, the pussy slave is an obedient, fun person that only lives to give pleasure and asks for nothing in return. Once most women experience the freedom of having easy access to a pussy slave and the satisfaction that brings, they realize being a lady is so rewarding that they will want to use their pussy slave over and over again and perhaps even share their newfound satisfaction with their close friends (also see Q10.)

Q16. What if I'm a little shy about this at first? I mean, naked in the daylight with my pussy slave?
A16. Not a problem. You are welcome to blindfold your pussy slave before you undress if you're feeling shy.

Q17. May I still have a part time pussy slave even if I'm married or have a boyfriend?
A17. Yes. You can keep your pussy slave on call and request service via email when you need it. A pussy slave is 100% discreet in all dealings with you.

Q18. What does my pussy slave wear while servicing me?
A18. Anything you desire. Most ladies prefer the pussy slave to be completely naked while servicing them. The visual feedback of seeing a male pussy slave with a full erection is strongly erotic for most ladies, it provides her proof that he finds her body and the act of pleasuring her irresistable. She may tease him verbally, with her hands, whatever pleases her. Other ladies will have their pussy slaves wear shorts or underwear, depending on their liking. Some ladies enjoy humiliating their pussy slaves by having them wear panties or other feminine clothing. This is entirely her choice and the pussy slave simply obeys the wishes and commands of the lady.

Q19. What does a lady wear while being serviced by her pussy slave?
A19. Anything you desire. Most ladies will simply be naked or wear a pair of panties. A few do not like their pussy slaves to see them naked, so they may blindfold him. Most ladies will be comfortable with their pussy slaves and simply completely undress for service, or command their pussy slave to undress them. Some ladies prefer the feeling of control and wish their pussy slave to kneel in front of them while they lift only their skirt or just pull their panties aside. Others will be more comfortable in a silky nightie. The choice is completely up to the lady.

Q20. What about discretion and STD's?
A20. You pussy slave host's in a discreet Eureka location, will never acknowledge you in public. You pussy slave is professional, cleancut businessman. Your pussy slave is respectful of your needs and wishes, mature, safe, clean, attractive, HWP and disease free.



Q1: How do you know your Craigslist ad is too long?
A1: If you include a 20 question-long Q&A in your ad, it may be too long.

Q2: What if the answers are short?
A2: If many of them have more than 4 sentences, they aren't short.

Shorty where you at??? - 24

A little bit about me: Physicially I'm 24 yrs old, Blond hair Blue eyes 6'' tall, handsome... with an athletic build. I would say I've lived a very interesting life for someone my age and plan on continuing with my adventures living my life to the best of my ability. I haven't been in a relationship for about 2 years now, and I feel like meeting someone new... someone I don't already know, that's why I'm trying Craigs to see what might come of it. I'm a college graduate, have a successful career, and generally just a good person. If I might be of interest to you, feel free to send me a message and we can get to talking and see whatever else might come from it.



Successful college graduate who lives in Flint, Michigan? I'm skeptical.

you'll think my tractors sexy

looking for some paradeing material someone who is drop dead gorgues i like blone and long legs i am a farmer ouside of ithaca with a very sturdy built


Usually, I respond to what an individual is trying to say in their post. In this case, I think the poster would benefit a good deal more from a breakdown of their grammar and spelling errors.

you'll think my tractor's sexy

looking for some parading material*; someone who is drop dead gorgeous. I like blonde [hair] and long legs. I am a farmer outside of Ithaca with a very sturdy build.


*Begs the question: what is parading material? A person attractive enough to parade in front of others? Patriarchy is the worst.

Linda w/ Blue Eyes is HOT! - 48 (SE Iowa)

I have seen you on "Hot or Not" and I think you are definetly Hot! But more importantly I think we have a lot of common interests. I love music and think that is important in our life and religion. I would like to have a friend that would enjoy a drive on the California coast. I like to sing. I am a great garden helper (operate tillers, build arches for climbing vines, install watering systems, etc). I enjoy historcal buildings. I enjoy theater and look forward to a trip to NYC someday. I enjoy theater music also. And I love to travel. And there are many more, so I hope we can talk.

Seriously? He saw her on Hot or Not? Is there a space on Hot or Not where one discusses their interests outside of being rated on their physical attractiveness by strangers trolling the internets? I wasn't even aware.

LOOKING FOR INTELLIGENT SEX - 25 (Evanston)

Often in the throes of yet another heady sexual encounter, as I am eliciting hearty moans from (one of) my extremely satisfied sexual partners, I get in the mood to talk politics, or maybe I want to discuss that book that I suggested you read. Did you like the ending, or like me did you find it pat and contrived?

Alas, the girl I am fucking is too dumb.

But, imagine what we could do together!

As I'm gyrating my hips and thrusting deeply into your body, I gently lick the tears of joy, the soft but pleasurable double-edge liquid agony that runs down your flawless cheeks and I whisper in a low voice, "People are underestimating the latent racism in America. If you think that Obama is going to sail away with the election, you're delusional. My money is still on the old white guy and even if I'm wrong it's only going to be by a hair."

Your breasts heave with your quickened breath. Can this pleasure be real? The sweat from my trim muscular body covers you, making you grasp me only that much harder, hands slipping over my chisled physique to make sure I do not escape you in this moment of perfect union.

And I take the opportunity of our intertwinded dependence to remind you that, though it plays well on television to deny this, the fact is that the financial markets in this country have so enmeshed themselves in the global, credit based war-time economy, any domestic bailout or rescue plan must take into account the actions and decisions of our trans-national business partners and competitors, not to mention the consequences of any change in our current military actions abroad that would destabilize the crucial arms market that acts as the backbone of so many of our industrial and service industries. Is this moral, I ask? Where does the blood of so many end and our monetary security begin? And does that feel good? Does it? Does it, slut!

By now the scented candles, so tall and full of portent when the lovemaking began, has dwindled away and been rendered to a fused amalgam that is eerily reminiscent of the psycho-spiritual-corporeal being our two bodies have become...One.

We laugh gaily as we both approach the end of our journey. In the background, Wolf Blitzer cow tows to yet another career politician spewing rehearsed soundbites to bubblegum questions.

"The sheep," we think. And then I cum in your face.

College man in seek of Love - 23 (Oakland)

My name is Jay and I am a 23 year old male who goes too Itt-tech and am majoring in networking. I am 6' 185 lbs. am attractive(for you to find out) and have a very outgoing look on life. I just recently purchased a home in Troy and it's kind of lonely so I am trying to find that person to make it not. I have a dog and a cat, the dogs name is wrigley after wrigley field and the cats name is beaner. I love being outdoors and going for hikes or playing a round of 18. In the summers i go up north to my parents cottage alot and go wakeboarding and jet skiing and just about anything else you can do on the water.

At the same time though I can be really laid back. There is nothing else I would rather do on a Sunday night then rent a couple of movies and sit back and relax. I am a mediocre chef but that can all improve with time but I can make a wicked bowl of Ramin (jk). Hopefully we will have some similar interest and who knows where this could lead. Hope to hear from you soon. Jay

Someone please tell this college student that, in the spirit of the changing times, he ought to rechristen his cat 'Bigby.' I'd say this rates just a little bit higher on the racism scale than K College alumni who still accidentally call 'Bigby*' 'Beaners.'

Also, what kind of college student calls Ramen 'Ramin???'

*Technically, I think it's 'The Book Club,' but whatever.

Broke assed limp *ick burnt out dead beat stoner seeks Hippie chick (ada)

Please reply with photo and brief description. I'll get back to you if I think there's chemistery.


At least this dead beat, burnt out broke guy with a limp dick cuts right to the point: please be hot. If I'm interested in trying to get it up for you, then I'll let you know.

Board during winter break - 23 (Mankato)

Winter break is so boaring when all your friends go home for the hollidays. I am looking for someone to hang out with and just have a good time. A little about me is that I'm 6'1", athletic build, brown hair and eyes. I would consider myself smart, funny, and overall like to have a good time. If getting together to just hang out sounds like fun or would like to talk then send an email to learn more. (oh and yes I am just that board to post on craigs list)


If he thinks he is "board," I would guess that he is not in fact, "smart." Related: if you think you are [a] board, you should probably see a doctor as soon as possible, particularly that of the psychiatric variety.

a perfect pet - 33

hello im cool white dude small bulit sorry small over brown hair blue eyes , crooked teath , and very poor, but im house broken and wiil give you all ican , to make you happy , im ready today to move in it only takes less than a hun dred a weak to suport , me i want bark or neither , bite

He should get together with the 45-year-old looking for live-in adult companionship.

looking for the right girl to share with wife - 26 (jackson,mi)

I am 26 years old and looking for a girlfriend to share with my wife. MY wifes 22 years old and we have two girls.I'm sterile and we woluld like a women to share our interset in. Most love childern and puppies.Sorry no pic doing this at work.IF intersted please feel free to leave me a message.

Cute Guy With Depth And Brains - 22 (Brooklyn park)

First let me say im sry this is so damn long lol!!! but really read it all or atleast skim threw most its who I am tells a lot about me and if u don’t read it all don’t bother to msg me cause that just shows you’re just fooling around and don’t care or know what u want. im a great guy and if you take the time and get to know me you wouldn’t regret it. im a dieing bread of shivery and respect and good relationship values.


im luke im a 22 year old white male from around Brooklyn park area. by far not a yo boy in anyways lol.. not a red neck but more of a country boy at heart if ya know what I mean. anyways im down to earth easy going very easy to talk to and listen very well I never judge cause its not my place to and we never know why people are the way they are and we don’t have to like them but shouldn’t judge them. so, anyways im a huge goofball but I know when to settle down and shut up, I have a HUGE sense of humor but its not to the point where I make everything a joke in life ya u know what I mean. I have a great big heart and my worst problem, im not going to lie is that I get attached to easy and most of the time I get crushed in the end, not saying im clingy or anyways crazy shit like that trust me lol, I just have a lot of love to give I guess. also im not looking to get married next week or w/e I just want to meet a sweet down to earth girl who is pretty funny very witty like I am. I love a girl who can keep up with my Sarcasm because that’s a lot of my humor and witty Sarcasm and just plain crazy goofy lol, but anyways like I was saying not looking to get married next week but I want to meet that right girl and maybe head down that way if u know what I mean. im not big headed but im very smart I like building computers and other things like dirt bikes or w/e im a hands on type of guy. by next yea I will be a cop in balitmore city then I plan to go back to school and get my degrees in criminal justice and go to state trooper and then you know move up from there. im not perfect a goody goody if that’s what ur thinking, iv had my crazy days but im not that party guy get drunk fight steal get high and w/e els I use to be thought I still to like to have fun, so im not gona be a uptight pig. I love the outdore, camping, hiking shit like that. I love dogs a lot I want a few of them cats are ok but I wouldn’t get one myself. I plan to have after years a nice wife a few kids and 2 GORGEOUS huskys and maybe a malamute as well lol.. just my dream, the way iv always seen myself growing old. umm other things im not a jesus freak don’t really go to church thought id like to at some point start going again I mean im not huge on god and stuff but I do believe in him. also I love kids there fun as hell to me cause at times im a big kid at heart so I connect well with them, and I grew up in a HUGE family with lots of little ones so iv baby sat my fare share I no how to deal with them, just refuse to change there dipers cause ewww who want touch baby doodoo that gross man. umm trying to think of something els here, im a huge cuddle freak!! I know that’s random as hell in thisd msg meaning it should be at some other part of it but just thought I should throw one in there lol. oh ok and im a big family person even thought mine sucks and don’t give 2 rats ass’s about me lol, I want a big family of my own one day and I want it to be stable and well provided for and a lot of stability because growing up I never had these things and want to give them to my family indef. like I was said b4 im not perfect I guess but I have an GOD!! an ocean of depth a world of heart and im hard to understand sometimes but I always mean well and I have a pure heart 100% and I think that’s what counts most thought I think a lot of these things being looked for died in the 40s lol, im hoping hell im praying for one more beautiful woman out there to be for me that looking for a guy like this, who I am and I bring and what I want to have... anyways if I sound like the type of guy ud like to get to know more about then msg me and send me a pic cause lets not bs looks do matter to some point ya know. and also send me a link to ur myspace and ur AIM sn and we can take it from there.. its just easyer talk from them cause who checks there e-mail like that anymore lol..

P.S: please NO LIERS AND CHEATER AND CHICKs THAT JUST LIKE TO PLAY HEAD GAMES AND GO FOR THE DRAMA B.S. NO ONE AND NO LIFE IS PERFECT BUT I WANT TO LIVE A DRAMA FREE LIFE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND HAVE NO ROOM FOR STUPID BITCHS LIKE THAT…. THANKS

P.S 2: IM NOT RITCH AND HELL I PAY BILLS AND IM BROKE 90% OF THE TIME LOOKING FOR A BETTER JOB BUT STILL DON’T WANT A WOMAN THAT NEEDS A MAN TO HAVE A RIDE AND EASY SPENDING CASH TO BE INTO HIM, THAT NOT HOW I WANT THINGS TO BE. I WILL MAKE WAY BETTER MONEY SOME DAY BUT THAT DAYS NOT TODAY AND I WANT A GIRL THAT CAN RESPECT THAT AND CARE FOR ME ANYWAYS. AND I DON’T LET WOMAN PAY FOR ME SO FORGET THAT TOO, WHEN IM MARRIED AND SPLIT THE PILLS THAT’S ONE THING BUT WELL U GET THE DRIFT IM SURE….

P.S 3: I I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY ABOUT HOW PEOPLE SHOULD ACT AND UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU’RE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 1ST NO GOD DAMN LIEING, NO LITTLE LIES NO OH HE/SHE DON’T FIND OUT AND WONT HURT THEM LIES, NO LITTLE WHITE LIE, NO MAKING UP STORYS TO MAKE URSELF SOUND COOL, NO ENBELISHING CAUSE NO MATTER HOW SMALL YOU THINK IT IS LIEING IS LIEING AND IT MAKES PEOPLE NOT TRUST YOU BECAUSE WHERE DAS IT END AND NO ONE CAN READ YOU’RE MIND, I DON’T LIE AND I KNOW I DON’T GIVE SECOND CHANCES WHEN IT COMES TO LIEING OR CHEATING. 2ND HAVING GUY/FEMALE FRIENDS OF OPASIT SEX WHEN YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP IS JUST FINE AND NO ONE SHOULD TELL YOU WHO YOU CAN AND CANT HANG OUT WITH OR TALK TO BUT ITS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO HANG OUT WITH THEM ALONE WITHOUT UR B/F G/F THERE BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY SHOULD TRUST YOU PEOPLE DO SHIT AND THERES FREE WILL LEVEING ROOM TO CHEAT AND THESE THINGS SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO COME UP IN A RELATINSHIP AND YOU JUST SHOULD’NT PUT UR B/F G/F W/E IN THE POSITION TO WHERE THEY MIGHT THINK OF THESE THINGS AND I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH LOVE AND TRUST THERE IS SHIT HAPPEN AGAIN WE ARE HUMAN AND NO ONE CAN REALLY TRULLY KNOW’S FOR SURE. AFTER 30 YEARS OF BEING MARRIED PEOPLE CHEAT WITH NO WARING’S HUSBANDS/WIVES NEVER NEW THERE WAS A PROB SO DON’T GIVE ME THE YOU SHOULD TRUST ME B.S CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT IS BULLSHIT! AND SOMETIMES EVEN THE SOBER EYE OF REASOM MUST ASUME THE ASPECT OF HELL.. I WOUDLNT HANG OUT WITH A FEMALE ALONE WHEN IM WITH SOMONE AND I WOULDN’T DEAL WITH IT FROM YOU EATHER.. ITS JUST RESPECT NOT TRUST ISSUES..


LAST P.S Kristen i know ur reading this and anything els i most u freak nugget, just wanted to say one last time and read close and and let it sink it, FUCK YOU!!!! lol

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - 24 (Towson/Jarrettsville)

Well I am open to all races as long as you are BEAUTIFUL.For some it is good for a change because they are stuck with the usual.You know people are caught up with the daily grind so they just tend to get boring and become plain.Besides who wants to see the same person each and every week. This creates a block and limits your capability.You start to think this is all I am capable of intill someone forces me to change or makes me see something differnt.Everybody is powerful in there own way they just have to be able to use it.That's why seeing someone diifernt no matter what there enthniticity is it's always good.People talk about what they always want but the fact is what can they bring to the table.For me I just like to have fun at this point in my life. It is good if you know at first what the other perons objective is. This creates and understanding leaving no room for error.Everybody wants to be happy and basically that's what i consider having fun.Now lets get to the important information, I am a sexy african american who happens to be highly confident, I always bring people up around me. I dont hang out with broke people, why if i did that would mean I am trying to be broke. I surround myself with wise men because I am one of them. Atleast I can say all of my friends have something outstanding about there character which tells something about me. I love the finer things in life I cant lie I grew up nice but i have seen more thant the above average person all sides of life.Some have only experienced one side so often they become biased which in some cases it is not there fault but they just dont know any better. This is why I am extrodinary I have seen every perspective there is to see, that's why I am on a mission I have alot of things that i am doing right now.I am setting myself up for the perfect shot therfore I wont miss any point that are owed to me. I am 5'8 light skinned I love to look good and everyone always says that I dress to impress. Which is true I impress myself and then comes you lol. It feels good to look nice. Your appearance is like an introduction, it determines if someone is going to read your book or just throw it back on the shelp with the rest of them.The fact is words can't explain me and whoever is reading this and got this far is obviously intersted and would like to see a picture of Me. I would love to send it.I only want serious women or more easily said women who know what they want as i said earlier this will elimate alot of errors which i dont have time for.I dont have time to figure out what you want you have to tell me how you want it. And you will get it even better, surprising huh.

The Bears r who we thought they were !!!!!!!!!! - 27

But They R Who WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!! and we let em off the hook!!!!!!!!


weirdest coach rant ever
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I am single Caucasian guy, 28 I am about 5 feet 10 170 and in pretty good shape. I am hoping to find a date for this Thursday or Friday. I am not into endless e-chatter - I would rather meet you and get to know you over drinks or some dinner.

Hope to hear from you! Your pic gets mine.


I dont go for the obsessively skinny or tall types that count calories and throw up dinner usually they tend to fit into a annoying pattern--to me healthy is sexy healthy being busty nice hips round bottom and nice thighed but not overweight dont misconstrue me i dont mean to be cras its just a delicate area between voluptous to big boned to overweight to sloppy i guess the cut off point for over would be if youre waist is more than 39 inches and arms are 14 iches or if youre figure resembles a pear more than jessica rabbit i just dont want to be mean if you email pleez have a realistic idea of yourself


and if youre a female bodybuilder thats ok as long as youre muscles arent bigger than mine

ps pleez dont just email me to compliment my ad or make lil existentialchit chat theres forums for that purpose and my goal here is to only alleviate some loneliness--- and homosexual replies will be forwarded to a homophobic zeolot friend of mine where you dont want to know what he'll do to youre email address---- thats bout it for now-------- MAN DOES MY LIFE SUCK !!!!!!

Prince Charming,, Is Still Lost.. without his Princess - 24 (Utica/Herkimer)

Hello, actually Id never post one of these but I thought this week Id live a little,, Im turning 25 in 8 days and it seems like the world is not slowing down, Im a young buisness owner, running a small but very growing advertising company, basically looking for someone to come home to and hold, watch a movie and just relax with.. if this is something your intrested in doing even as just friends feel free to give me a shout, Im always intrested in making new friends/ Its not all about sex in my life, "just to clear that up"


have a great day and looking forward to hearing from you


We have a policy of not including people's personal photos, but I think it's notable that this young business owner posted two photos of himself: one myspace-sex photo (naked. mirror. possibly taken with a camera phone?) and another with multiple America flag bandannas labeled "Boilermaker Roadrace."

TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - 38 (Kalamazoo)

I questioned a young woman today why in society today is it so straining to uncover true love and her reaction was because true love is dead. I was blowed out of the water by her unmistakable for love. Despite the fact thatin my experience I have been by the never-ending dissapointments I have been through in the world of dating I'll never and I am presuing|} a woman whose strong belief in the for love is as fierce as mine.

I am wanting for a strong, REAL,smart, and down to earth woman. Somebody who can make me wanna spend all my time with her and admire her. When your in the line of work I'm in I typically fall upon quite idyllic but unthinking and tiresome women. The unhealthiest thing is most of them are fake and believe that their beauty is what will take them somewhere in life when, for me atleast, it is the person on the inside that most attracts me. I must admit I am a busy man but would definently take the time to make the right woman happy.

If your search for love has brought you here and you believe that true love is not just a fairy tale I ask that you please e-mail me at

BarbiesSurgeon[at]gmail.com

I ask that you e-mail me directly because the servers in the hospital do not allow me to recieve responses from craigslist.

any Sarah Pilan look a likes out there - 54 (NJ)

you do not have to moose hunt in Alaska like Sarah Pilan for me to date you just look like her