hello im cool white dude small bulit sorry small over brown hair blue eyes , crooked teath , and very poor, but im house broken and wiil give you all ican , to make you happy , im ready today to move in it only takes less than a hun dred a weak to suport , me i want bark or neither , bite
He should get together with the 45-year-old looking for live-in adult companionship.
28 December 2008
GRADUATE STUDENTS...Nice Rooms and Salary (Highland/LSU)
I am an attractive, fit, professional man, 45 years old, with an MS degree, and I love the company of attractive, intelligent, but mature younger women.
I am looking for one or two graduate students who would enjoy having two furnished rooms in my home, walking distance to classes at LSU, along with a modest salary to help with your expenses.
In exchange, I would expect a bit of light house keeping, and some occasional adult companionship.
Serious inquiries only please! Requests for pics, or other personal information will not be answered.
After an initial e-mail exchange, I will want to meet for coffee at a place of your choice near LSU, so we can exchange some ID and chat, and then we can arrange for you to see the house and the rooms.
I am looking for one or two graduate students who would enjoy having two furnished rooms in my home, walking distance to classes at LSU, along with a modest salary to help with your expenses.
In exchange, I would expect a bit of light house keeping, and some occasional adult companionship.
Serious inquiries only please! Requests for pics, or other personal information will not be answered.
After an initial e-mail exchange, I will want to meet for coffee at a place of your choice near LSU, so we can exchange some ID and chat, and then we can arrange for you to see the house and the rooms.
two girls short of a threesome - 26 (Baton Rouge)
like i said, i'm two girls short of a threesome. hit me up if you're interested. a twosome would be nice too, actually
Sex can wait. Masturbate.
Sex can wait. Masturbate.
26 December 2008
GIRLS , DO YOU WANT NEW BOOBS? (SLC )
I WENT TO A CHARITY AUCTION AND BOUGHT A $5000.00 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PLASTIC SURGERY. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD GIVE IT TO YOU AND WHAT SIZE YOU ARE NOW WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT TO BE? ( HAVE TO HAVE SURGERY IN JAN IT IS THIER SLOW SEASON )
The way to a woman's heart isn't jewelry, it's boobs. Particularly the new kind.
The way to a woman's heart isn't jewelry, it's boobs. Particularly the new kind.
Everybody wants a box of chocolates and a long-stemmed rose... - 42 (Boise)
... And a PEZ dispenser full of cherry flavored Thorazine couldn't hurt, either.
Holy Crap! This online dating thing has been quite the experience; not unlike a wild ride on the Bunny Boiler Express. Yes, I've met some interesting people. Most have been very nice. Sadly, not too many sparks. Unless you count those that detonated my car shortly after I cranked on the ignition. Never fear. I am, obviously, recovering nicely. I've always known that I had an effect on people. I just didn't know it included being burned in effigy, spiking holiday sales of voodoo dolls with my likeness, being slapped by the soles of so many shoes that I'm developing a couple of bizarre fetishes, and inducing mental health crisis in my poor victims.
Alas, all is not lost. These experiences have only strengthened my resolve. Sure, it makes finding that one-in-a-million, special someone a tad more difficult. But, I know she's out there. Perhaps, waiting her release from Orofino or her discharge from State Hospital South. Nonetheless, she is out there. With the soft skin of angel, the breath of the warm summer breeze, the sweet kisses of passion fruit, the personalities of Cybil, and the axe-mastery of a serial killer. Oh, where! Oh, where is my one true love?
A little about me: I am 42 years young, divorced (imagine that), with no kids, no pets, no drama, low overhead, little baggage, and an appreciation for the simple things in life. No, not a simpleton. I'm just not that complicated. I love life and really want to surround myself with positive energy (but something less than a megaton of explosives under the hood of my car). I am thin to average build (I say thin, others say average). I'm somewhere between 5' 9 and 5' 10. I have a shower. It works every now and then. I have plans to buy soap (just as soon as it comes with zero-percent financing). Even though I go mostly casual, I can usually find a clean shirt or two and sometimes they are even ironed. They go nicely with my ties; those that I'm not using to fashion a noose with. My Batman Underoos are generally fresh and clean. I've recently graduated from Huggies Pull-ups. Yes, I am a big kid, too. I am well-educated. Well, I am educated at least. I have a number of interests and have been accused of being able to carry on an intelligent conversation. The kids on the Short Bus think I'm brilliant and witty (Ok, no responses telling me how offensive that was - I am a human services professional. I give 'til it hurts, people). I am not the "outdoorsy" type. I don't hunt, fish, and keep camping to a minimum. I like sports enough to track the BSU Broncos and occasionally see how awful the Raiders are doing or how awesome the Celtics are doing. Other than that, I could really care less. I do like going to the Steelheads games. They're pretty fun. I am not a connoisseur but I do like finely crafted beverages. I don't drink in excess because, frankly, I couldn't afford to given my tastes. I am disease and drug free although there have been moments in the recent past where an injection of anthrax-laced heroin didn't sound all that bad (followed, of course, by a cyanide chaser). I like to think I have a sense of humor. There are those that think otherwise. People often tell me that I look younger than I am (I've been tree-ring dated into my early thirties). Some find me attractive, others mention that I should really look into joining the circus. Apparently, they're in need of a bearded lady (I'm not sure how to take that, really). But this is all a matter of perspective. If nothing else, I can type ok. Oh, and I do have the requisite job, car, and place of my own. I even cut and chew my own food (BONUS!).
What am I looking for? Good question. Short of a miracle, I am interested in meeting women between the ages of 30 and 40 who are mentally, emotionally, and physically fairly fit (Ok, so I would settle for a half-crazed, slightly rotund, chronically unemployed, but kind-of-hot looking midget: but hey, this is "ideally" speaking, right? Again, no need to respond and tell me how awful that last comment was; I give 'til it hurts, remember?). I didn't use to think of myself as picky or shallow but "the times, they are a changin'." If you're in therapy or taking meds to treat a DSM-IV diagnosis, although I feel for you, I'm not ready to go there just yet. I'm not physically attracted to larger (aka BB) women. I want to experience the crush of a woman against me, not being crushed to death by the woman on top of me (Ouch! Again, no need to email me on that one, either). BBW are wonderful people, I'm just not attracted to them physically. Although personality, charm, and a great sense of humor are the most important, please have only one personality at a time. The male fantasy of being with more than one woman actually involves more than one woman. Split personas are such a buzz kill. My dream girl would be down-to-earth, easy-going, friendly, upbeat, and able to laugh (not only at me, but with me as well). She would be playful, creative, with a sensual, sexy side. She would have a knockout smile and be accepting of a "guy's-kind-of-guy." She would understand that dating shouldn't make you a.) actively suicidal, b.) fearful of your life to the point you're considering entering the witness protection program, c.) miss your ex-partner or ex-spouse even more than you did before, or d.) all of the above. She would be liberal and tolerant of others. She would be up for a cup of coffee or a glass of wine to simply meet and say hello. She would be iron-willed, especially if she requested a photo from me. It comes with a liability waiver. If it sends you to the psych ward, I do apologize in advance. I just don't want to get stuck with the bill for your mental health care (which could be quite extensive and vastly expensive). So, if you think you might be her, drop me a line. If you include a photo of yourself, I will reply in kind (although this may be at your own peril). Who knows? Perhaps we could meet, become friends, and... well, the possibilities are endless. Until then, Happy Holidays. I hope to hear from you soon.
Note to self: when life is shit, look for a kind of hot midget with only minor psychological issues.
Holy Crap! This online dating thing has been quite the experience; not unlike a wild ride on the Bunny Boiler Express. Yes, I've met some interesting people. Most have been very nice. Sadly, not too many sparks. Unless you count those that detonated my car shortly after I cranked on the ignition. Never fear. I am, obviously, recovering nicely. I've always known that I had an effect on people. I just didn't know it included being burned in effigy, spiking holiday sales of voodoo dolls with my likeness, being slapped by the soles of so many shoes that I'm developing a couple of bizarre fetishes, and inducing mental health crisis in my poor victims.
Alas, all is not lost. These experiences have only strengthened my resolve. Sure, it makes finding that one-in-a-million, special someone a tad more difficult. But, I know she's out there. Perhaps, waiting her release from Orofino or her discharge from State Hospital South. Nonetheless, she is out there. With the soft skin of angel, the breath of the warm summer breeze, the sweet kisses of passion fruit, the personalities of Cybil, and the axe-mastery of a serial killer. Oh, where! Oh, where is my one true love?
A little about me: I am 42 years young, divorced (imagine that), with no kids, no pets, no drama, low overhead, little baggage, and an appreciation for the simple things in life. No, not a simpleton. I'm just not that complicated. I love life and really want to surround myself with positive energy (but something less than a megaton of explosives under the hood of my car). I am thin to average build (I say thin, others say average). I'm somewhere between 5' 9 and 5' 10. I have a shower. It works every now and then. I have plans to buy soap (just as soon as it comes with zero-percent financing). Even though I go mostly casual, I can usually find a clean shirt or two and sometimes they are even ironed. They go nicely with my ties; those that I'm not using to fashion a noose with. My Batman Underoos are generally fresh and clean. I've recently graduated from Huggies Pull-ups. Yes, I am a big kid, too. I am well-educated. Well, I am educated at least. I have a number of interests and have been accused of being able to carry on an intelligent conversation. The kids on the Short Bus think I'm brilliant and witty (Ok, no responses telling me how offensive that was - I am a human services professional. I give 'til it hurts, people). I am not the "outdoorsy" type. I don't hunt, fish, and keep camping to a minimum. I like sports enough to track the BSU Broncos and occasionally see how awful the Raiders are doing or how awesome the Celtics are doing. Other than that, I could really care less. I do like going to the Steelheads games. They're pretty fun. I am not a connoisseur but I do like finely crafted beverages. I don't drink in excess because, frankly, I couldn't afford to given my tastes. I am disease and drug free although there have been moments in the recent past where an injection of anthrax-laced heroin didn't sound all that bad (followed, of course, by a cyanide chaser). I like to think I have a sense of humor. There are those that think otherwise. People often tell me that I look younger than I am (I've been tree-ring dated into my early thirties). Some find me attractive, others mention that I should really look into joining the circus. Apparently, they're in need of a bearded lady (I'm not sure how to take that, really). But this is all a matter of perspective. If nothing else, I can type ok. Oh, and I do have the requisite job, car, and place of my own. I even cut and chew my own food (BONUS!).
What am I looking for? Good question. Short of a miracle, I am interested in meeting women between the ages of 30 and 40 who are mentally, emotionally, and physically fairly fit (Ok, so I would settle for a half-crazed, slightly rotund, chronically unemployed, but kind-of-hot looking midget: but hey, this is "ideally" speaking, right? Again, no need to respond and tell me how awful that last comment was; I give 'til it hurts, remember?). I didn't use to think of myself as picky or shallow but "the times, they are a changin'." If you're in therapy or taking meds to treat a DSM-IV diagnosis, although I feel for you, I'm not ready to go there just yet. I'm not physically attracted to larger (aka BB) women. I want to experience the crush of a woman against me, not being crushed to death by the woman on top of me (Ouch! Again, no need to email me on that one, either). BBW are wonderful people, I'm just not attracted to them physically. Although personality, charm, and a great sense of humor are the most important, please have only one personality at a time. The male fantasy of being with more than one woman actually involves more than one woman. Split personas are such a buzz kill. My dream girl would be down-to-earth, easy-going, friendly, upbeat, and able to laugh (not only at me, but with me as well). She would be playful, creative, with a sensual, sexy side. She would have a knockout smile and be accepting of a "guy's-kind-of-guy." She would understand that dating shouldn't make you a.) actively suicidal, b.) fearful of your life to the point you're considering entering the witness protection program, c.) miss your ex-partner or ex-spouse even more than you did before, or d.) all of the above. She would be liberal and tolerant of others. She would be up for a cup of coffee or a glass of wine to simply meet and say hello. She would be iron-willed, especially if she requested a photo from me. It comes with a liability waiver. If it sends you to the psych ward, I do apologize in advance. I just don't want to get stuck with the bill for your mental health care (which could be quite extensive and vastly expensive). So, if you think you might be her, drop me a line. If you include a photo of yourself, I will reply in kind (although this may be at your own peril). Who knows? Perhaps we could meet, become friends, and... well, the possibilities are endless. Until then, Happy Holidays. I hope to hear from you soon.
Note to self: when life is shit, look for a kind of hot midget with only minor psychological issues.
Jar Jar Binks looking for his Queen Amadala - 22 (Naboo)
Hiya! Me'sa called Jar Jar Binks. Me's am looking for a wonderful girl to call my own. She's a make me laugh, and she'sa have fun with me, and preferably she'sa be a nerd like me! Me'sa likes to watch movies and cuddle, go to the park and swing on the swings and then jump off to see how far I can jump off, and me's liking the Star Wars. Does you'sa smoke? Cause me'sa not for liking the smoking. It's bad. Me'sa has 3 tattoos and me'sa definitely wants more. Me'sa can sing really good too. Specially in the shower and the car. Sorry to cut this short, but me'sa really needs to go to bed. Me's am tired and me'sa gots to wake up early in the morning. So if you's is liking what me'sa has had to say, you should definitely e-mail me.
24 December 2008
Vintage guy seeks Antique woman (gr)
Vintage guy looking for an Antique woman with Archaic children and a Prehistoric dog...Send pic of cave dwelling..
I did not have to find that picture. The future husband picked that one out on his own.
22 December 2008
Hi, I'm Jesus - 33 (Here again!)
I enjoy long walks on water, dinner get-togethers with friends, and lazy afternoons hanging out on a cross. My friends would describe me as-- The Messiah (Those guys!). I'm back in the area after a long absense living abroad with my dad, and am not sure if I'm ready for a relationship. So friends first, OK? Then we'll see where it goes. Let she without sin shoot me the first e-mail! Ah heck, if ya have some sin, I'll forgive ya anyway! TTYL!
21 December 2008
Descendant of King David looking for a Royal wife - 40 (Jerusalem)
A Princess, some one with the appropriate blood line's. Known or unknown. Some one kind and caring for self, and people. Some one who gives one self to God, first, looks for God's pleasure, in how her self is, (persona)and how she would think God would want to please her husband, and in everything. Must be like a High Priest's wife and be willing to be "That" if destiny so goes that way, and have the spirit, of Royal, not foney not fake, but fit-in naturally into it. To be a Princess unto "The Lord" first and then "The House of Israel" ("The House of David") and a good influence, tactful and witty for the "Press" (News People) when one is approached. Please email me, "Davidson"
He provided two pictures, one with a black tee-shirt and one shirtless. He resembled an ugly version of Michael Moore and that is being generous.
He provided two pictures, one with a black tee-shirt and one shirtless. He resembled an ugly version of Michael Moore and that is being generous.
20 December 2008
cowboyhardware3 - 24 (parma/albion)
howdy there i just got out of a relationship where i wasn't appreciated for what i did and what not, but i'm a big time country boy but my life is a cowboy. i own horses and i am looking for a country girl to have fun with i like to party and just hang out with friends at the bar in parma. i love to hunt and fish as well as ride my crotch rocket when i can so if ya interested send me a message
When I read 'ride my crotch rocket,' I might have loled a little bit...I'm pretty sure that puts me on par intellectually with 12-year-old boys.
Also of note: how does one ride one's own crotch rocket?
When I read 'ride my crotch rocket,' I might have loled a little bit...I'm pretty sure that puts me on par intellectually with 12-year-old boys.
Also of note: how does one ride one's own crotch rocket?
Tantra master seeking new year eves partner - 50 (Kalamazoo)
Tantra/Kama sutra master, seeks new years eve partner. Join me in an erotic sensual adventure to end the year. I am a good looking, intelligent man. Your picture will get mine. Do not bother to send me letters with links, they will be deleted.
19 December 2008
looking for a funny girl with big boobs... - 26 (denham springs)
just looking for someone nice to be able to enjoy time spent together....
Lauren, I think this one was made for you.
Lauren, I think this one was made for you.
HELLO - 35
HI, I'M 35 AND SINGLE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GET TO KNOW AND DO THINGS WITH. I BEEN SINGLE FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS AND LOOKING TO GET BACK INTO DATING AGAIN. I'M EASY GOING AND LOVE TO TRAVEL AND I ALSO LOVE THE OUTDOORS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE FELL FREE TO ASK. THANKS
Someone's been getting their blogging tips from Kanye.
The poet - m4w - 24 (Covington)
Young writer with severe social anxiety. Just a tad lonley and looking for someone to hang out with.
From the pictures he posted, I'm tempted to say this lonely, lonely poet is too good to be posting craigslist ads. On the other hand, this ad is a little on the sad, desperate side, no?
From the pictures he posted, I'm tempted to say this lonely, lonely poet is too good to be posting craigslist ads. On the other hand, this ad is a little on the sad, desperate side, no?
Married, but still looking... - 50 (BR, NO, NS)
You've been married for a long time to someone that you still care about, but the romance and lovemaking no longer exist and your efforts at bringing it back have not worked.
You basically have a separate life from your spouse.
Your children no longer need you like they used to.
You want to have a life again after years of just giving to everyone else.
You look at life's clock and realize that you had better make the most of the time that you have left.
You want to find a new purpose for your life and perhaps experience love again, but you don't want to hurt your family.
This is where I find myself.
What am I looking for? Romance, perhaps intimacy, perhaps long term, I don't really know.
I have posted this before. I am still looking. The few that I have contacted me have been mostly sweet, but for different reasons we have not been able to make a connection.
More about me - I am a white male, in my 50's, in very good health, average to muscular built, 6'tall, 220lbs. I am young for my age mentally and physically.
Write me let's get to know each other.
I am located east of Baton Rouge.
I drew the picture below. She was a very special woman that I met online but never in person. I need more inspiration to draw again, could it be you?
You basically have a separate life from your spouse.
Your children no longer need you like they used to.
You want to have a life again after years of just giving to everyone else.
You look at life's clock and realize that you had better make the most of the time that you have left.
You want to find a new purpose for your life and perhaps experience love again, but you don't want to hurt your family.
This is where I find myself.
What am I looking for? Romance, perhaps intimacy, perhaps long term, I don't really know.
I have posted this before. I am still looking. The few that I have contacted me have been mostly sweet, but for different reasons we have not been able to make a connection.
More about me - I am a white male, in my 50's, in very good health, average to muscular built, 6'tall, 220lbs. I am young for my age mentally and physically.
Write me let's get to know each other.
I am located east of Baton Rouge.
I drew the picture below. She was a very special woman that I met online but never in person. I need more inspiration to draw again, could it be you?
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