I AM A MILLIONARE WITH A 12 INCH DICK AND A YACHT - 39 (Chicago)

hahaha it got you to click it, you gold digging size queen!!!! If you said give me 12" and make it hurt, I would screw you twice and hit you in the eye.

I am too openminded for most women out there. I been single for a long fucking time already. I am a total sexual perv, enjoy the sleazy side of life.

I am looking for something to develop into a ltr. Someone where it dont take a lot of booze to make her frisky. Someone who might enjoy swing clubs or private get togethers on a saturday night, someone who wants something good for a change...... send a pic and your yahoo messenger lets chat, Im on most of the evening, unless I am not here ;)


So, let me get this straight - you're looking for a gold digging, overly horny woman who's willing to settle for someone with a small penis, who's underemployed and looking to fuck some other woman? Got it.

I'm a Bed Wetter. - 26

I live at home with my parents in suburbs and we have goats and could possibly work out a trade for your very young lady daughter for marriage? About me I am young and obviously in very good health. I am outgoing and spontaneous, sometimes I yell profanities out for no reason and surprise even myself. I have lump in neck and shoulder and doctor say they should go away soon but also maybe never. I do not know this is confusing to me. You will have comfort time sleeping next to me as I do not snore but sometimes I pee. In tickling me I may poop as well. I am not foreign I am just not well with words or also with babies and have intense fear of this mysterious 'clitaurus' as it sound very primitive and angry.

I am looking for only the best woman who look like Jessica Alba or the lovely Rosie O'Donnel. Please only reply if attach a picture. Thank you for your kind words.

Tantra master seeking new year eves partner - 50 (Kalamazoo)

Tantra/Kama sutra master, seeks new years eve partner. Join me in an erotic sensual adventure to end the year. I am a good looking, intelligent man. Your picture will get mine. Do not bother to send me letters with links, they will be deleted.

Looking For My Black Queen To Complete Me - 37 (Pensacola/Mobile)

Well my perfect match would have to be someone whom I felt a connection with mentally emotionally and physically. She would be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets so to speak someone who would not be afraid to tell me her true feelings no matter how the outcome may seem honesty is always the best route. My perfect match would not mind doors opened for her getting flowers and little gifts she would not take it as a sign of me trying to buy her but yet merely me trying to spoil her and treat her like a queen. It would not be the amount of money i spent but the quality of time she would know that a true diva commands attention and never asks for it. My match would be someone I could express myself fully and not feel i ever needed to switch things up because of the way things sounded or may ultimately come out. She would understand that a relationship is built on 99% communication and the rest will fall in place she would understand that I am human and make mistakes she would help me learn from them and pick me up when ever I fell down. My soul mate would understand that god comes first her second and me last she would know that the foundation of our happiness would be built on a structure of love and trust a mere branch from the tree of eternal fulfillment. My Queen would know just from the look in my eyes how much I loved and appreciated her without one touch one word one sound. My Queen would have a mutual respect and trust that i would return. I know I am wishing on a star craigslist is a different method than I am used to it certainly is new to me I am new to this whole internet dating seen I have tried other mediums and well this seemed more professional and ethical than those sites. I really have no limitations for my Queen or qualifications the things I stated earlier are just ideas and traits I would certainly like those attributes but they are not required I just want someone who wants to be loved as much as I want to love them.