Jar Jar Binks looking for his Queen Amadala - 22 (Naboo)

Hiya! Me'sa called Jar Jar Binks. Me's am looking for a wonderful girl to call my own. She's a make me laugh, and she'sa have fun with me, and preferably she'sa be a nerd like me! Me'sa likes to watch movies and cuddle, go to the park and swing on the swings and then jump off to see how far I can jump off, and me's liking the Star Wars. Does you'sa smoke? Cause me'sa not for liking the smoking. It's bad. Me'sa has 3 tattoos and me'sa definitely wants more. Me'sa can sing really good too. Specially in the shower and the car. Sorry to cut this short, but me'sa really needs to go to bed. Me's am tired and me'sa gots to wake up early in the morning. So if you's is liking what me'sa has had to say, you should definitely e-mail me.

WANTED: Shallow, Arrogant, Gold digger - 23 (Kalamazoo)

If you fit these qualities I would love to chat. If you dont fit these qualities I would love to chat as well. Just trying the whole online dating thing. Im smart, good looking, and have an athletic body type. I can also fight off a black bear* in the forest if need be. If you would like to know more, send me an email and a photo(and please NO nudity-keep it classy ladies), we can chat, and possibly meet up if things go right.

ciao *previously I had something about being a "dragon slayer". I was referencing the fairy tale aspect, and was completely unaware of the slang meaning at the time.

hey ladies

i just sent"new in town hey ladies" it didnt work i geuss i posted it on someone elses email so now try to send me a message

The earlier message in question (although I'm guessing people saw the posting, and just didn't want to reply...):

new in town "hey ladies" - 23 (madison,in)

im in madison,in for work i havent been here long im 23 i like to go out and have fun, maybe drink a few beers, ride my harley(but not at the same time thats not cool)really i have no idea why im sending messages to crazy people on the internet except that everyone else is doing it, it must be cool, right?

gamer chick - 24 (Grand Rapids)

just looking for a gamming chick wheter its console or computer thats hot. if u play wow u win my heart but over all i think chicks that play games are hot send me a pic of urself and send me a message if ur interested. im mexi-CAN im 24 and a gamer. i also like going out and doing seeing a movie going to diff places but over all gaming is were its at. if ur interested send me a line peace.