After I CUM I am not DONE! - 34 (Downtown Fresno)

I am a romantic young gentleman and poetry is to me a skill
By just seeing you in person I can make wet with thrill
I do not need a pen or paper to express to you what I see
Just the words from my mouth will make you want to feel the sight of me
I also never stop from evening until later past the morning dawn
I will Cum a few times but I will not say thank you and be gone
I will Give you oral sex with my rather think tongue
and then I will be hard again and inside you again I'll be sprung
I love the position of you riding me and you'll be surprised at what I can do
while your riding my think penis I can lift my pelvis inside of you
I will feel like a pole you are riding and for hours you can ride
and I know this is NSA but if you want more of me I can be open to be TIED

I do not have a credit card or a checking account so I can not join a site that needs that for age check, But I will give you any information so you can see I am a very legal decent guy that is 34 I work downtown Fresno and live in downtown also. I hope I will hear from a woman because I am so bored and sad now.

I spent 20 minutes trying to write a response poem to the poster telling him where he went wrong, but every time I tried I ended up with this:

STOP.

It's been said before but: bad poetry? Oh noetry! People, stop before your god-awful "poetry" hurts someone you would like to love in the future, NSA, TIED, or otherwise.

Fairly unrelated: how does a 34-year-old man live, work, and survive without any type of bank account? I'm not sure whether or not that's a feat, and thus something I should be impressed with by default.

You're kinky, horny, and cute (but happen to have h**s**v) - m4w - 30 (6*2*0 and twenty-two twenty-two)

Aren't you tired of "the conversation" looming over every potential encounter or relationship? Can't a girl just have a NSA sex-filled weekend without the hassle? Sure you can :-) You just need a guy that understands what you're dealing with.

I'm 6' tall, 220 lbs, broad shoulders, good-looking, funny and a lot of fun, and got exposed to h*s*v*2 by an ex while I was in college. I'm attached, but that shouldn't matter.

You should be intelligent, height and weight proportionate, be a borderline sex addict, and otherwise normal and fun to be around.

Discretion and privacy are of utmost importance, and will be respected. Let's talk a bit and then exchange pictures if we feel comfortable with one another.

We've had some crazy weather this week: there was a hail storm in north Austin on Wednesday and we got a lot of rain this morning and now it's sunny.

Seriously, the weather? I understand using the weather as a common, neutral starting point for a conversation with someone you don't know. I hardly think that the end of a personal ad on Craigslist is a place where such a point needs to be established. Congratulations, height and weight proportionate borderline sex addict. You're doing it backwards.

I want to be a cookie monster tonight - 53 (SW Austin)

I love to eat cookies and am actually quite good at the pleasure. Let's meet for HH and go from there.Your pic gets mine. SXSW is over , rained earlier , nice out now & 80 degrees.

80 degrees? Seriously? Austin, Texas looks better to me all the time. Unrelated: Sesame Street references are a terrible way to get into anyone's pants, unless they're a child. STOP.

LOOKING FOR INTELLIGENT SEX - 25 (Evanston)

Often in the throes of yet another heady sexual encounter, as I am eliciting hearty moans from (one of) my extremely satisfied sexual partners, I get in the mood to talk politics, or maybe I want to discuss that book that I suggested you read. Did you like the ending, or like me did you find it pat and contrived?

Alas, the girl I am fucking is too dumb.

But, imagine what we could do together!

As I'm gyrating my hips and thrusting deeply into your body, I gently lick the tears of joy, the soft but pleasurable double-edge liquid agony that runs down your flawless cheeks and I whisper in a low voice, "People are underestimating the latent racism in America. If you think that Obama is going to sail away with the election, you're delusional. My money is still on the old white guy and even if I'm wrong it's only going to be by a hair."

Your breasts heave with your quickened breath. Can this pleasure be real? The sweat from my trim muscular body covers you, making you grasp me only that much harder, hands slipping over my chisled physique to make sure I do not escape you in this moment of perfect union.

And I take the opportunity of our intertwinded dependence to remind you that, though it plays well on television to deny this, the fact is that the financial markets in this country have so enmeshed themselves in the global, credit based war-time economy, any domestic bailout or rescue plan must take into account the actions and decisions of our trans-national business partners and competitors, not to mention the consequences of any change in our current military actions abroad that would destabilize the crucial arms market that acts as the backbone of so many of our industrial and service industries. Is this moral, I ask? Where does the blood of so many end and our monetary security begin? And does that feel good? Does it? Does it, slut!

By now the scented candles, so tall and full of portent when the lovemaking began, has dwindled away and been rendered to a fused amalgam that is eerily reminiscent of the psycho-spiritual-corporeal being our two bodies have become...One.

We laugh gaily as we both approach the end of our journey. In the background, Wolf Blitzer cow tows to yet another career politician spewing rehearsed soundbites to bubblegum questions.

"The sheep," we think. And then I cum in your face.

Text Fuck for a cold day - m4w - 27

I am horny and cold as hell. So are you. Write me and I will send you my digits. Lets trade some dirty text msgs. No push to meet. No Strings Attached. Hell, change your name for all I care. I just want to make you wet.

If you're interested in changing your name, you could be so lucky.

Tantra master seeking new year eves partner - 50 (Kalamazoo)

Tantra/Kama sutra master, seeks new years eve partner. Join me in an erotic sensual adventure to end the year. I am a good looking, intelligent man. Your picture will get mine. Do not bother to send me letters with links, they will be deleted.

looking to eat some wet pussy right now - m4w - 39 (Jackson/ridgeand)

i'm looking for a woman the bigger the better, who want to have her pussy ate out. Age, race, weight doesn't matter. i'm available now. i'm 6'5, 290lb, hazel brown eyes, love to eat. if i got to pay for it i'm not interested, unless it that good. hollar at me . i'm waiting, will send contact info upon request. No games, or endless email

Need some nude house cleaning - m4w - 32 (HBG)

Looking to get some cleaning done tonight and would love to have a sexy maid help me out.