nice, average, and upbeat girl wanted - 27 (tulsa)

hi, i am looking for a girl who is not still angry with her ex, doesnt mind just hanging out, and would like to have a little fun now and then. if this is you get back to me. pictures are welcome all will get a reply



Average? Look no further than Tulsa.

be my first - 18 (owasso)

I had a hard time finding a post awful enough to justify being the first Husband? post in such a long time, but I think I finally found one that is truly unfortunate. Hopefully, this is the first of many wonderful potential husbands to be featured in the coming months.




hi there i am a little nervous but i am 18 and wanting to loose mt virginity. it is driving me crazy i would like for my brother to be there as well i am a little slow but can maintain i am 6ft dark hair 8 inches what else you want to know just hit me up please no bots or freaks i want my first time to be a plesant experience not a nitemare.

FYI, if you're looking for someone who is:
a) interested in being your first time
b) interested in fucking you while your brother is there, watching
you might be looking for someone who is a freak.

Additionally, freaks in the sheets aren't necessarily nightmares. You'll thank me when you're older. You're welcome.

save me - 33

Please save me!!!!
I don't want to be alone!!
Why should I die like this??
Save me??


Saddest Craigslist ad ever?

One reason to date Bob Crunder - 27 (new orleans, la)

He will let you ride his big cock!!!!



Reasons to love this post:
1) Bob Crunder is a man who doesn't understand the embarrassment inherent in advertising for sex on Craigslist
2) Bob Crunder is proud of his big cock, and isn't afraid to let the public know, via these delightful things we call the internets
3) Judging from the picture Bob Crunder posted, he does in fact have a huge cock.

Bob Crunder in you in '09!

Broke assed limp *ick burnt out dead beat stoner seeks Hippie chick (ada)

Please reply with photo and brief description. I'll get back to you if I think there's chemistery.


At least this dead beat, burnt out broke guy with a limp dick cuts right to the point: please be hot. If I'm interested in trying to get it up for you, then I'll let you know.

Seasonal Girlfriend wanted! - 20 (Kalamazoo, MI)

Im seeking a woman for the winter and winter season ONLY. Put your body pillow in storage, because until those trees blossom, i'll be yours baby.


Notable: his pictures registered on my douche-radar.

no time to say anything clever here - 40 (br)

swm

UNDEAD MAGE LOOKING FOR HOT UNDEAD MAGE GIRL.... - 30 (CHICO)

HEY JUST SEENING WHATS GOING ON OUT HERE. ANY LADIES OUT THERE THAT KNOWS WHAT MY TITLE MEANS, IF YOU DO HIT ME BACK. I AM NOT SOME DORK GAMER I WORK AND HAVE A NORMAL LIFE JUST LIKE YOU.

generous guy desires to be your submissive ass licker tonight - 40 (nj)

Yes, I am for real. I am generous, white and a white collar professional. I desire to give you donation and just humbly lick your ass. I am for real. I can host or travel.

lets hook up - 36 (anchorage)

yeah.

looking to eat some wet pussy right now - m4w - 39 (Jackson/ridgeand)

i'm looking for a woman the bigger the better, who want to have her pussy ate out. Age, race, weight doesn't matter. i'm available now. i'm 6'5, 290lb, hazel brown eyes, love to eat. if i got to pay for it i'm not interested, unless it that good. hollar at me . i'm waiting, will send contact info upon request. No games, or endless email

Genital Warts here any takers?? - m4w - 29 (yuba-sutter)

Any girls out there with the same problem?

Need some nude house cleaning - m4w - 32 (HBG)

Looking to get some cleaning done tonight and would love to have a sexy maid help me out.

any Sarah Pilan look a likes out there - 54 (NJ)

you do not have to moose hunt in Alaska like Sarah Pilan for me to date you just look like her

Let me get you Pregnant - 30 (Somerset County)

If your looking to have a baby, I'm the one to get you pregnant!!! I'm 30, attractive, smart, good genes, etc... If you want to just get pregnant and never see each other, thats fine, if you want me to be a part of the babies life, thats fine too. I dont care how old you are or what race you are. Send me a pic and tell me about you.

Golden Shower - 38 (Baton Rouge)

Lookin for a Cute Babe 18-Early40s who will be my Mistress and I will be your SLAVE!!!! I Want to taste your Golden Nectar!!! i want U to Pee all over my Face and Hair Chest!!!! Let Me Know!!!



WORTH NOTING: This poster actually posted pictures of someone else peeing into some middle-aged man's (who I suppose could be - but likely isn't - his) mouth. Classy!

5 Things - 26

I am going to do this a little different.

5 things about me...
No tattoos, no piercing.
I have a degree.
I enjoy the gym.
I love to travel.
I like Bill Oreilly.

5 deal breakers...
If you smoke.
If you are a couch potato.
If you enjoy drama.
If you cannot carry on a conversation.
If you have kids already.