Can You Meet My Specs? - 66 (NC)

I am looking for a Caucasian, single female, 59 years old. Scorpio preferred.

Required physical attributes will be:

5 feet 8 inches plus or minus 1inch

135 to 140 pounds in weight. Entire body must be in balance.

Larger breasts not considered.

Facial skin must be fair with no blemishes.

No facial hair except eyebrows.

Remainder of body must be fair with no varicose veins or blemishes

No piercings other than 1 on each on ear.

No visible tattoos, and only 1 small, discreet tattoo of good taste.

No large feet, oversized hands or big nose.

Hair can be any color, at least shoulder length.

Must stand erect with no slouching.

Must have all your own original teeth.

Must have blue eyes.

Must bathe thoroughly twice daily, with little or no lingering soap odor.

Personal hygiene is a must.

Must be disease free. If you have had an STD test recently, don't reply. Why? Why did you need the test? <<<<<

Must actively attend gym at least 2 hours/day, 3 times a week. Should be able to bench press your own weight.

Required financial status will be: A yearly income of at least $65,000. Own your own home with a 3 car garage, (paid for, no mortgage) on 5 acres or more. Any stocks and bonds are a plus and will be yours alone. No credit card debts. No credit cards.

Must own at least 2 cars less that 2 years old

Required abilities: Must be able to grow food from your own garden, freeze/store them.

Be able to shop for groceries alone, bring them home, and cook. WELL!

Prepare meals from "scratch", all 3 course, breakfast, lunch, and supper/dinner. (On time, daily)

Must be able to bathe, trim, and groom my dogs, as well as feed them timely meals.

Wash and wax automobile(s)

Take care of the laundry situation, folding and putting my things where they belong.

Casual requirements:

Make yourself available to me when I deem it, with no inhibitions.

Bring refreshments, etc. when I ask. You must live within walking distance of my home

Be able to tolerate a smoking, drinking, demanding, son of a bitch like me.



Well, Mr.66-year-old male presenting absolutely no personal information about yourself, you are a hard man to please. Points for honesty, or at least being self-aware enough to know that you are a 'demanding son of a bitch.' I think admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery, so this would be super great if you were admitting it's a problem, which you're not.

nice, average, and upbeat girl wanted - 27 (tulsa)

hi, i am looking for a girl who is not still angry with her ex, doesnt mind just hanging out, and would like to have a little fun now and then. if this is you get back to me. pictures are welcome all will get a reply



Average? Look no further than Tulsa.

god-like animal seeks queen - 45 (Central Ames)

I am definitely not your average frat boy. I am 5'1", 350lbs and loving life. I would like to meet a girl who is good-looking, intelligent, and willing to slather tubs of butter on my tummy while I eat some chicken wings and read Mad Magazine. No, this is not a joke, please do not judge my habits until you have had the pleasure of meeting me. Also I will NOT shave my neck beard for you, that is just something you will have to get used to. Must be willing to put out on the first date and be okay with eating out for several hours (the food type, not the vagina type, that's gross).

Sorry, bear. I'm judging you. However, I would have thought twice about that judging had you not implied that vaginas are gross.

Elliott Smith lover seeks drunk fem for fun

gotta love me



Watch until the end. You'll be sorry you did. I was.

No Fatties, Drunks, Republicans, or Gnarly Faced Missoula Gnomes - 32 (Missoula)

apologize whole heartedly if that hurt your feelings....but if it did...please dont respond.

I am truly looking for a very specific type of girl.

Gorgeous face a must, amazing hair a plus, hair down below preferred (no baldies), athletic or thin or normal (not average), peace loving, Dem or Lib, educated, fun loving, non drunk, loves my family, loves humor, loves not drinking every night, hates the bar, loves music, loves adventure, loves food, loves travel, forgives easily, laughs like someone that should be locked up, loves any event that gets you outside and your cheecks chilly and then inside to enjoy smiling and warming up, healthy sex drive, must like oral and have NO hangups in the bedroom-or anywhere else,be free thinking, be spiritual....

and most of all. dont be broken. Be able to fall.....