wanted: two ladies for tent adventures - 46 (Baton Rouge)

i'm looking for two incompetent young women who would like to spend a night with me in a tent. nothing sexual need occur. please do not bring anything loud. serious replies only. if you have ANY clown paraphernalia PLEASE leave it at home. bringing ANYTHING related to clowns to our meeting will be viewed as ASSAULT! also, i prefer that you do not tell me your name, as i will be giving you a Cherokee name.

if interested, email me back, but do NOT send me a picture. i want it to be a surprise when my son first sees you. if you are addressed at ANY POINT as "justin beiber", please play along.



Best Craigslist ad ever? Maybe. I want it to be real so badly. Cherokee name? BRILLIANT. Just call me "Adsila" and I will be your cherry blossom, at least until you call me Justin Bieber.

Oriental? Need a helping hand? - 40 (London)

Sensible, reliable, married guy looking for young, intelligent oriental girlfriend in exchange for financial help. Complete discretion assured.


It is too bad that he is already a husband. Boy, do I love a guy who says 'oriental.'

i am looking for a live in girlfriend - m4w

i am a single white male...i would like to find a live in girlfriend...i have my own place all you have to do is move in...i will cover living expenses...you just tend to my needs.....i am open to any race within reason


What races are 'within reason?' Imagine I've just read this aloud, and the following are the reactions of my current roommates, two lawyers in their 30's:

Roommate 1: Maybe he means inter-species? Like, a non-humanoid...that would be unreasonable.
Roommate 2: So what, half-orcs need not apply?


Half-orcs ftw?

5000 Reasons to Marry me this Monday!!! - 37 (South)

5000 Rea$ons to Marry me this Monday!!Well? Why the hell not??!!?? If you are reading this then you are curious. I am white. I am attractive. And I'm looking for a highly sexual wife!! I'm sick of the bars. Not hunting for you in church! Not stalking you at the grocery store by snooping in your basket to figure if you are attached or not. Don't get me wrong, I do get women that are attracted to me. I do know how to communicate. I am a guy who showers most days.....ok, ok, ok.....evryday!! I own a full set of teeth..all mine! I have most of my hair....and yes on my head, not my back!!! I don't have a wonderful porn star moustache.....those 80's guys are so lost!! I am a home owner........a damn nice one at that! I have been married before....for a long stretch. I am a daddy......lol....ok, well a father as i'm told. I am not lonely....I have too many friends sometimes. I am just gonna buy / rent / mortgage / pay a loan on a new wife!
Now, heres what i'm looking for..........
I don't want any smokers....what's that you say?? But i'm trying to quit! Well good luck to you!! I don't want any drug users!! Well, now that only 3 lucky ladies are left!! I want someone that's not too tall, i'm thinking 5'6 or under. Not 7 foot ladies...sorry.make doggy style too hard!!!......kidding!!!.....I own a stool!!!.....lol. Anyhow? I want a woman that does her nails, has fabulous hair, dresses for any occassion and wears it well. I expect you to be smart, college does not make you smart!! I want you to be in shape ....and yes big fat and round is a shape, it's not the shape i'm looking for! Listen, I seriously get attractive 18 to 25 year old ladies all the time. I am just sick of all the sex and no one there in the morning?!? God? Am I a man whore? Well, I admit I am! But I am sick of this shit! I wanna provide a home and family for a good relationship base. I am not opposed tp having more children. I am not opposed to moving if it makes you happy. I am not opposed to bisexual women!! oops!! My mind is wandering again...lol. Anyhow, wanna meet a funny guy with a crazy background? I am YOUR guy. Drop me a line. Be nice? Be mean? Just be real!!


One - a lot of these are not reasons.
Two - "I'm white" is a reason? FAIL.

Once in a lifetime Opportunity - 19 (Gainesville)

Hey whats up....im here looking for a nice young lady to be friends with, and if everything is great, then a girlfriend.....im 19, black, 170lbs athletic, 6'0,black hair, brown eyes and light brown skin.....i dont smoke or drink, and expect for you not to either (but if you drink then thats ok, but just dont be an alcoholic.....lol)...im not really a partier either but i still know how to have a good time......i know how to really treat a lady.....im not looking for sex either......as for you (i would prefer, but not limited to)....age-18-23, height-5'5-5'10, weight-130lbs-165lbs athletic or somewhat in shape, eyes- any color, race/color- i will be friends with anybody, but as for girlfriend/ wife status, i would prefer light skined-white......but still respond and see where it goes......e-mail me if you are interested, and if you are real please let me know because 95% of the responses are fake people/bots......so dont miss out on a great friendship/relationship


OMFG. If you're going to be a racist asshole in your post, at least spell 'skinned' right.

No dummies or Obama supporters - 35 (Baton Rouge)

If you are dumb or voted for obama go screw yourself.


I want a nice and nasty girl who likes to cum so hard she squirts. I have a big one and Viagra, all night long baby, get back. I AM REAL.

I am so relieved that not only does he have a big one, but he has Viagra. THANK GOD. Also: J'aime his all-caps "HOW AM I NOT MYSELF???" declaration at the end.

College man in seek of Love - 23 (Oakland)

My name is Jay and I am a 23 year old male who goes too Itt-tech and am majoring in networking. I am 6' 185 lbs. am attractive(for you to find out) and have a very outgoing look on life. I just recently purchased a home in Troy and it's kind of lonely so I am trying to find that person to make it not. I have a dog and a cat, the dogs name is wrigley after wrigley field and the cats name is beaner. I love being outdoors and going for hikes or playing a round of 18. In the summers i go up north to my parents cottage alot and go wakeboarding and jet skiing and just about anything else you can do on the water.

At the same time though I can be really laid back. There is nothing else I would rather do on a Sunday night then rent a couple of movies and sit back and relax. I am a mediocre chef but that can all improve with time but I can make a wicked bowl of Ramin (jk). Hopefully we will have some similar interest and who knows where this could lead. Hope to hear from you soon. Jay

Someone please tell this college student that, in the spirit of the changing times, he ought to rechristen his cat 'Bigby.' I'd say this rates just a little bit higher on the racism scale than K College alumni who still accidentally call 'Bigby*' 'Beaners.'

Also, what kind of college student calls Ramen 'Ramin???'

*Technically, I think it's 'The Book Club,' but whatever.

Let's get it on before the Yellowstone supervolcano ends the world. - 24

Way I see it, 2009 is the year the world ends. War, seismic activity at a volcano large enough to create an extinction level event. Black president.

All the signs are there.

I'm not actually racist, but I don't care if you are. Hell, about all I care about is that you're also a willing participant and relatively easy on the eyes.

Come and get it before it's burned to a crisp then frozen in a nuclear winter.

STONERBONER NEEDS A MATE - 43 (JACKSON,MS)

HELLO MY NAMES,JOE,IM SINGLE,NO KIDS,DONT DRINK,LOOK LOT YOUNGER,STILL GOT IT.FUNNY AS HELL,FIND HUMAR IN EVERY THING,VERY GOOD LOOKING,CHARMING SMILE,EASY GOING,LAYED BACK COOL GUY,DONT LIKE TO ARGUE OR FIGHT,DOWN TO EARTH,CARING AND HONEST,DONT LIKE CHEATERS OR LIARS,HAVE A LOT GOING FOR ME,IM VERY EASY TO TALK TO,LIKE TO COOK AND CLEAN,WHAT CAN I SAY,SOMEBODYS GOT TO DO IT,I COLLECT CLASSIC MUSCLE CARS AND TRUCKS,AS AN IN VESMENT,OR HOBBIE,LIKE TO GO TO CARSHOWS,CONCERTS,SHOOTING POOL.CAMPING ANY THING FUN IN GENERAL,SO IF YOUR A COOL CHICK,WITH NO DRAMA,IM DOWN WITH THAT,JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO CARE ABOUT,IM WHITE AND EXPECT THE SAME,PROMISE YOU WONT BE DISAPOINTED.HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON SINSERLY JOE