5000 Reasons to Marry me this Monday!!! - 37 (South)

5000 Rea$ons to Marry me this Monday!!Well? Why the hell not??!!?? If you are reading this then you are curious. I am white. I am attractive. And I'm looking for a highly sexual wife!! I'm sick of the bars. Not hunting for you in church! Not stalking you at the grocery store by snooping in your basket to figure if you are attached or not. Don't get me wrong, I do get women that are attracted to me. I do know how to communicate. I am a guy who showers most days.....ok, ok, ok.....evryday!! I own a full set of teeth..all mine! I have most of my hair....and yes on my head, not my back!!! I don't have a wonderful porn star moustache.....those 80's guys are so lost!! I am a home owner........a damn nice one at that! I have been married before....for a long stretch. I am a daddy......lol....ok, well a father as i'm told. I am not lonely....I have too many friends sometimes. I am just gonna buy / rent / mortgage / pay a loan on a new wife!
Now, heres what i'm looking for..........
I don't want any smokers....what's that you say?? But i'm trying to quit! Well good luck to you!! I don't want any drug users!! Well, now that only 3 lucky ladies are left!! I want someone that's not too tall, i'm thinking 5'6 or under. Not 7 foot ladies...sorry.make doggy style too hard!!!......kidding!!!.....I own a stool!!!.....lol. Anyhow? I want a woman that does her nails, has fabulous hair, dresses for any occassion and wears it well. I expect you to be smart, college does not make you smart!! I want you to be in shape ....and yes big fat and round is a shape, it's not the shape i'm looking for! Listen, I seriously get attractive 18 to 25 year old ladies all the time. I am just sick of all the sex and no one there in the morning?!? God? Am I a man whore? Well, I admit I am! But I am sick of this shit! I wanna provide a home and family for a good relationship base. I am not opposed tp having more children. I am not opposed to moving if it makes you happy. I am not opposed to bisexual women!! oops!! My mind is wandering again...lol. Anyhow, wanna meet a funny guy with a crazy background? I am YOUR guy. Drop me a line. Be nice? Be mean? Just be real!!


One - a lot of these are not reasons.
Two - "I'm white" is a reason? FAIL.