Let's get it on before the Yellowstone supervolcano ends the world. - 24

Way I see it, 2009 is the year the world ends. War, seismic activity at a volcano large enough to create an extinction level event. Black president.

All the signs are there.

I'm not actually racist, but I don't care if you are. Hell, about all I care about is that you're also a willing participant and relatively easy on the eyes.

Come and get it before it's burned to a crisp then frozen in a nuclear winter.