Only Low Esteem women need apply (IC/Coralville)

I will treat you like crap... I won't call when I say I will... and when I do see you, I will keep asking you when you are going to lose some more weight? I will tell you how much better looking your friends are than you.

I will isolate you from your family.

you will tell me your deepest insecurities, and I will exploit them.

I will treat you like every other man has treated you in the past... and you will keep coming back for more.

--ps: say something about Iowa City/ Coralville, so I know that you are real.



I'm very torn* between denouncing this man as a hateful, misogynistic pig and applauding him for his honesty and what I'm guessing is a good deal of self-awareness colored by heavy doses of reality.

*and by torn, I mean the opposite.

Douche Bag (All over)

What up b$%^hes? Ya, Im talking to you! Are you just getting over someone and need a rebound? Or maybe you dont mind having some guy walk all over you. I can be that person. Im looking for a girl to support my drinking habit and possibly slap around a little. Stop being lonely and get out of that crappy dump you call an apartment. Enough fun for now. Im using this site for an experament to see what junk mail people send through craigslist. I bet some people dont even read these. So if you want to buy my drinks and take care of me, hit me up. Oh yeah, people with brats need not apply. Thanks.

Anybody wanna "experament" with this douche?

The Laws of Attraction bring You to Me..seeking spiritual girl - 45 (East Town GR)

Seeking a girl with cool new age laws of attraction spiritual beliefs. The kind of girl that had read, "The Secret."
Must be fit, slim and attractive.
Send a pic in your first email

and we will get together and talk QUANTUM PHYSICS! AND the power of POSITIVE THINKING!


Folks, here we have the repeat offender. To be clear, he has been posting as long as we have been craigslisting. This is his first notable post because he cites the Secret in his ad. What is a bigger turn off? Oh yes, it is continuing to post pictures that you took using your mac, while professing to be an attractive artist.

The Bears r who we thought they were !!!!!!!!!! - 27

But They R Who WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!! and we let em off the hook!!!!!!!!


weirdest coach rant ever
roflmaol

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I am single Caucasian guy, 28 I am about 5 feet 10 170 and in pretty good shape. I am hoping to find a date for this Thursday or Friday. I am not into endless e-chatter - I would rather meet you and get to know you over drinks or some dinner.

Hope to hear from you! Your pic gets mine.


I dont go for the obsessively skinny or tall types that count calories and throw up dinner usually they tend to fit into a annoying pattern--to me healthy is sexy healthy being busty nice hips round bottom and nice thighed but not overweight dont misconstrue me i dont mean to be cras its just a delicate area between voluptous to big boned to overweight to sloppy i guess the cut off point for over would be if youre waist is more than 39 inches and arms are 14 iches or if youre figure resembles a pear more than jessica rabbit i just dont want to be mean if you email pleez have a realistic idea of yourself


and if youre a female bodybuilder thats ok as long as youre muscles arent bigger than mine

ps pleez dont just email me to compliment my ad or make lil existentialchit chat theres forums for that purpose and my goal here is to only alleviate some loneliness--- and homosexual replies will be forwarded to a homophobic zeolot friend of mine where you dont want to know what he'll do to youre email address---- thats bout it for now-------- MAN DOES MY LIFE SUCK !!!!!!

I'm a great guy with one flaw. - 23 (Liverpool)

I'm 24 years old, 6'1, with a great body and a personality to match. I'm pursuing an MBA at Cornell even though I've already earned an MD from Yale. The MBA will allow to do some financial consulting on the side, even though my education thus far allows me to pull in enough to provide peace of mind. I'm a gourmet cook, speak three languages, completed the Boston marathon, have modeled professionally, hold a black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, took time off from school to build houses for victims of Hurricane Katrina, dined with former British PM Tony Blair at an embassy dinner, was nationally published in research journals for pioneering a low carb vaccine for polio, received a civic award for rescuing 14 nuns and a really cute kitten from a house fire, and can levitate small objects with my thoughts. My only flaw is that while I may be a great guy, I have absolutely no sense of humor.
Cheers