Better off calling that number in the toilet stall - 18 (HBG)

Me

18 years old
210 lbs, 6'0, brown hair and eyes
Loves music and playing guitar
Is always inquisitive and into something
Intelligent, Creative, and Humorous
Arrogant, Stubborn, and Driven

You

Around 18
Does not weigh more than i do
Has musical taste beyond Lady Gaga, etc.
Has their sanity
Can have an intelligent discussion
Is not infatuated with the topic of drugs, alcohol, etc.

In addition :

Does not engage in heavy drug or alcohol use (Nymphomaniacs are quite okay however)
Does not have kids, is in a relationship already, etc
Does not have any STD's that your not going to elaborate on till afterwards.

You get the point.

Craigslist is a great tool, but i've had some odd experiences with it, especially with finding and talking to people.
I acknowledge that by making requirements more strict, i shut the door on some possibilities
I think this is for the best.

*I dont care who sends a pic first*
*If you are real, put the name of your favorite band in the subject line*

Thanks


FACT: There is nothing beyond Lady GaGa. You would know this if you were not 18. Good luck finding the elusive 18-year-old STD-free nymphomaniac. There are about 1,928,734,203 people looking for one of those. Lucky for you, I am pretty sure that if there are any 18-year-old STD-free nymphos in Harrisburg they're all on the internet.

lADIES, HANDSOME LIVE IN LOVER AVAILALBE - 28 (nEW oRLEANS)

Posted at 4:38 on January 29, 2009:
mY NAME IS bO. i AM SEEKING A FEMALE TO MOVE IN WITH. rACE, i MA READY TO MAKE YOU GO ooohhh!!!!



Posted at 5:15 on January 29, 2009:
Is it just me or is he ugly?

Hershey Brown looking for White Delight

Hi my name is Moose! Im 22 and I am a senior at The University of Baltimore. I am Pre-Law! and have a PHD( pretty huge dick) I like to go out in Towson, Fed Hill, Downtown. I'm looking for nothing serious right now. But if the right girl comes around i'm willing to take it long term. If you are interested in meeting up or hooking up please send a picture with your email! No crazies and no guys!! No virgins unless you are really really hot, and amazing with your mouth!


PhD? PHD? Roflmao.

The Bears r who we thought they were !!!!!!!!!! - 27

But They R Who WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!! and we let em off the hook!!!!!!!!


weirdest coach rant ever
roflmaol

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I am single Caucasian guy, 28 I am about 5 feet 10 170 and in pretty good shape. I am hoping to find a date for this Thursday or Friday. I am not into endless e-chatter - I would rather meet you and get to know you over drinks or some dinner.

Hope to hear from you! Your pic gets mine.


I dont go for the obsessively skinny or tall types that count calories and throw up dinner usually they tend to fit into a annoying pattern--to me healthy is sexy healthy being busty nice hips round bottom and nice thighed but not overweight dont misconstrue me i dont mean to be cras its just a delicate area between voluptous to big boned to overweight to sloppy i guess the cut off point for over would be if youre waist is more than 39 inches and arms are 14 iches or if youre figure resembles a pear more than jessica rabbit i just dont want to be mean if you email pleez have a realistic idea of yourself


and if youre a female bodybuilder thats ok as long as youre muscles arent bigger than mine

ps pleez dont just email me to compliment my ad or make lil existentialchit chat theres forums for that purpose and my goal here is to only alleviate some loneliness--- and homosexual replies will be forwarded to a homophobic zeolot friend of mine where you dont want to know what he'll do to youre email address---- thats bout it for now-------- MAN DOES MY LIFE SUCK !!!!!!

Are you still in love with your ex ? I am ! maybe we... - 25 (Lexington)

Maybe we can be a distraction for each other or something.
Hell I do not know what to do anymore
I know I do not want to be alone, I know that
I know I do not want to sit at the house and think about it either

So it's cool with me if you still love someone else
It's cool with me if you want them back
Cause that's how I feel so... Lets hangout,
distract each other for a moment

I am open for ideas



Must be attractive!!!