27 March 2009

You're kinky, horny, and cute (but happen to have h**s**v) - m4w - 30 (6*2*0 and twenty-two twenty-two)

Aren't you tired of "the conversation" looming over every potential encounter or relationship? Can't a girl just have a NSA sex-filled weekend without the hassle? Sure you can :-) You just need a guy that understands what you're dealing with.

I'm 6' tall, 220 lbs, broad shoulders, good-looking, funny and a lot of fun, and got exposed to h*s*v*2 by an ex while I was in college. I'm attached, but that shouldn't matter.

You should be intelligent, height and weight proportionate, be a borderline sex addict, and otherwise normal and fun to be around.

Discretion and privacy are of utmost importance, and will be respected. Let's talk a bit and then exchange pictures if we feel comfortable with one another.

We've had some crazy weather this week: there was a hail storm in north Austin on Wednesday and we got a lot of rain this morning and now it's sunny.

Seriously, the weather? I understand using the weather as a common, neutral starting point for a conversation with someone you don't know. I hardly think that the end of a personal ad on Craigslist is a place where such a point needs to be established. Congratulations, height and weight proportionate borderline sex addict. You're doing it backwards.

3 comments:

Matt said...

Seriously though, this is my roommate in ten years.

Abbie said...

ROFL! Which one?

Matt said...

The one you met when you dropped off the bed... I'm seriously afraid this is going to be him.