Please send me spam and stupid links?? (Austin)

WOW!! All the response here have been from fake women.That's awesome for normal single guys just trying to meet a nice Lady on here.So with that said I KNOW NO ONE will read this part I'm sure.If your not a real Lady just looking for a friends first please do not respond here.Don't send me spam or stupid links.PLEASE BE SOME WHAT RESPECTFUL here.Just send a small pic your email or a way to get in contact with you that's not some stupid link.Facebook or Myspace will do but at least have your profile public not private.So much trouble to meet someone nice on here for real.Should not be this hard or should it??


Oh, poster, you are so wrong. I DID READ THAT PART. Also: I'm reading the erratic capitalization as a touch of schizophrenia or an obsession with the music of Kanye West. Either or both of those conclusions could be wrong.

Randy looking for your love - 37 (Akron/Canton )

Picture this a man 6'8 Just left the NBA and in Akron looking for love. Well that's not me I'm 6 feet tall 190 pounds all in the right places and looking for that real women that is looking for a good time, next a good friend, and later a great relationship. As you can tell I'm fun but more so I'm fun to be with. Your family and friends will like me be you will love me because I'm easy going and can fit with any crowd. I like going out to dance but I'm also great at just sitting around and having a great chat about current news. Me in one sentence is that I' m loveable squeezable and a whole lot of fun. So If you are alone on a friday night send for me.

I will sent you a photo when you send a photo.

Picture this a gurl just read ur ad and looking for love. Well, that's not me.

For future reference, I hope those posting in Akron won't continue to confuse 'sent' with 'send.' Judging from the postings in Akron and Canton, this seems to be a reoccurring problem. While only one letter is different, there is a great deal of difference between something that has already happened and something that will happen. Please bear this in mind in the future.

I'm a student of love. lady's please don't be afraid - 36 (Anchorage)

Greetings, my name is Timothy, but you will be calling be Tim, as all my friends do. The pictures I have posted are not my best, but they do reveal more of the inner me. Slow and deliberate, contemplative.....then just seeing where Life's journey take's us....oh, did I say, "us"?
I can tell you little that's more important than I am a gentleman. You know, old school movie hero-type, a simple man with a big heart. I'll watch sports or movies and listen to music but never to the detriment of my relationship; I'm what one would call "a student of Life" (gleaning a new gem of knowlege or wisdom from each chapter, journey or adventure along the way). If that appeals to you, don't hesitate to contact me. I would love to hear from you, But if you choose to respond please send a pic. I have more, much better ones and, to be fair, we're all human and do base some of our feelings on the reaction we get when we see someone's face.
I am eager to greet yours,
Thank you for reading,
Tim ps I'm very lonly



Special follow up, courtesy of someone else in Alaska:

Hey Student of Love

Dude, do you have any clue as to the entertainment you're providing? I'm embarrassed for you. Admittedly, I'm new to the classifieds, but have read enough of them to literally laugh out loud for a couple of minutes after reading yours! Keep them coming!

I agree anonymous Alaskan poster, I agree.