07 March 2010

Better off calling that number in the toilet stall - 18 (HBG)

Me

18 years old
210 lbs, 6'0, brown hair and eyes
Loves music and playing guitar
Is always inquisitive and into something
Intelligent, Creative, and Humorous
Arrogant, Stubborn, and Driven

You

Around 18
Does not weigh more than i do
Has musical taste beyond Lady Gaga, etc.
Has their sanity
Can have an intelligent discussion
Is not infatuated with the topic of drugs, alcohol, etc.

In addition :

Does not engage in heavy drug or alcohol use (Nymphomaniacs are quite okay however)
Does not have kids, is in a relationship already, etc
Does not have any STD's that your not going to elaborate on till afterwards.

You get the point.

Craigslist is a great tool, but i've had some odd experiences with it, especially with finding and talking to people.
I acknowledge that by making requirements more strict, i shut the door on some possibilities
I think this is for the best.

*I dont care who sends a pic first*
*If you are real, put the name of your favorite band in the subject line*

Thanks


FACT: There is nothing beyond Lady GaGa. You would know this if you were not 18. Good luck finding the elusive 18-year-old STD-free nymphomaniac. There are about 1,928,734,203 people looking for one of those. Lucky for you, I am pretty sure that if there are any 18-year-old STD-free nymphos in Harrisburg they're all on the internet.

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