i am looking for a live in girlfriend - m4w

i am a single white male...i would like to find a live in girlfriend...i have my own place all you have to do is move in...i will cover living expenses...you just tend to my needs.....i am open to any race within reason


What races are 'within reason?' Imagine I've just read this aloud, and the following are the reactions of my current roommates, two lawyers in their 30's:

Roommate 1: Maybe he means inter-species? Like, a non-humanoid...that would be unreasonable.
Roommate 2: So what, half-orcs need not apply?


Half-orcs ftw?