26 August 2008

Masturbators Anonymous: Step 1 meet this guy

it's okay... say it... my name is ________, and i'm addicted to the rabbit. :)

while sex & the city has proven to be one of the best shows in the 20th century, it has also introduced the next replacement for handsome men everywhere - the rabbit. now, if you're addicted to the rabbit, it's OKAY! i'm here to tell you, you CAN do better. lol. i'm a good guy, athletic, ambitious, etc... in the city - wouldn't you rather feel the warmth of a long, silky tongue and soft lips, along with skilled fingers to massage you, then a battery operated piece of plastic that has no sense of humor or adventure?

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