like busch light? got the balls to gut a deer? - 21 (allendale)

Me: laid back country boy light smoker love a good laugh good job born again christan redneck/outlaw type prefer country music but listen to anything but rap enjoy a good fire hunting and fishing bluejeans and a tee shirt 7 days a week won't drive anything but a ford truck

You: white 19-25 high school grad born again not a big girl no drama stay at home mom type hunt/fish a plus not divorced no kids not bi semi- normal will laugh at mexican jokes

Your pics get mine NO PORN!!! e-MAIL first see where it goes from there

Just an old Hippie lookin 4 my Flower - 53 (Prairieville)

Read before you email. Just an old hippie looking for a laid back, down to earth woman That's it. Plain and simple. DO NOT REPLY IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR PICs ON A WEBSITE!!I will not reply so you are just wasting time. Must know what you want!!! All women are welcome. Have a photo if interested. Looking for someone that's 4ft to 6ft, 35 to 60 years old, petite, slim, average, a pound or to won't bother me either, for a long term commitment, friends 1st, who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty in the garden or baiting her own hook, cuddle ling together on the couch or going out to dinner & a movie. Must be open & honest. No druggies, pill heads, drunks need apply, please. Live in my own house with 1 small dog,two goldfish and a pet crawfish. Disabled, I walk with a limp. After a long day, I usually wind up in a recliner watching a little TV or reading.

Pet crawfish as a selling point? Hell to the yes! I think I just lost a little piece of my heart to this hippie from Louisiana.

Naught but an LSU chap! - 23 (LSU)

Top of the morning! I here post an advertisement with aspirations of coming across a fine lady in search of companionship, as I am also seeking as much. However, I dare not begin relations with the intent of partnership! The variance between "companionship" and "partnership" has been established in my thinking, and if clarification be needed by the fine lady replying to this ad, by all means, do inquire.

As for my affinities, I delight in the speaking in ways outdated, though it may irk all that read my peculiar wordage! I am well-versed in the ways of the world and partake in the activities fancied by today's popular culture, such as picture shows, the haunting of drinking establishments, and the occasional bivouacking venture!

If you are attractive, petite, and have a fine way with words, please respond, be it only to sass! I look forward to it!

If you be of the daring kind, I bid you send a picture! If you're way totally awesome, send two. :D

Forsooth, but doth this poster, who delights in the speaking of ways outdated (and of which period he copies I am unsure), realize that 'totally awesome' is a saying which is common in the vernacular of those living in these modern times?

Searching for young barbi dol to marry and love and honor

Add pretty much states it all
searching for an adorable young sweet thing who is searching for true I am a single white male engineer who is
searching for an adorable young sweet thing who is searching for true love.
I live out on a small estate 3 acres with an inground pool
I live alone so I could use a roommate who likes
to go out and have fun, maybe take a cruise or a 3 day get away trip
If you can cook I will adore you
If you look hot in a string bikini I will worship you
You have a heart of love I will marry me
Drop me a note if you are interested
Oh yea I live near in a quiet peaceful country town
outside Huntsville Alabama so you would have to relocate
Do you mind a guy who would love to spend time with you
Doing things with you
Do you mind a guy who pay you alot of attention and affection
That would be me

"You have a heart of love I will marry me"...WORDS TO LIVE BY.
/kanyeweststylecaps

I cry for the teachers he had in younger years, who probably tried to get him to diagram his sentences. Our public school system is a failure.

Elliott Smith lover seeks drunk fem for fun

gotta love me



Watch until the end. You'll be sorry you did. I was.

Come let me worship every inch of you body and soul - 25 (Grand Rapids)

I feel all women are meant to be worshiped and adored.
In bed Angel's of beauty my truest of desires is to satisfy your needs.
Passionately I will dive into your pleasure's making them my own.
I'm willing to try most thing's so don't hold back tell me all your fantasy's and dreams.
Get in touch with me soon so I can get in and touch you.
So Goddes can I get your phone No...
Or e-mail me for mine.
Words cannot describe how sad and pathetic the actual posted pictured is. I think this picture speaks in ways that I cannot.

Cute Funny Paducah boy looking for funny goofy chickadee. - 28 (Paducah KY)

I am a normal guy looking for a possible relationship with a smart chickadee. I love culture, great films, art, wonderful music, and trying to enjoy the simle things in life. Canidate must find be able to find humor in about everything, and try not to take life seriously. Sarcasm is welcome, especially if it's directed at the tasteless Western KY clones that surround us(sadly this is coming from a fellow Kentuckian, but I feel I should have been a New Yorker (lol). I need a girl who can have a great conversation, has her own opinions, and never feels the need to agree with me. I don't want a Klingon (someone who must spend every waking moment with me) although sometimes thats a good thing. Its good to have a life outside of your monogamous partner. I love, adore, worship great music. Canidate must AT LEAST appreciate Radiohead. If you don't like Radiohead, I don't think we could jive (lol). or maybe we could, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about half the time. No headgames, or pretending to be perfect. Flaws are welcome, including temporary craziness, pudgy belly, bad hair days, your favorite hoody, a lack of make up is nice, or whatever makes you nonperfect... I feel the flaws are what we fall in love with. If this sort of thinking makes sense to you, please drop me a line. And please, please, please............just be yourself!!!


Really, radiohead? He was so close to being adorable.

looking for a wife - 32 (Kentuck)

I am looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with. I don't have much to offer in the way of material things right now but have plans to attain many possessions in the future. I can offer you a stable and loving relationship.
I am recently out of the Army and am now enrolled in college. My future plans include a cross country motorcycle trip and a sailing trip to the Keys. If you think you might be interested let me know.


I already have the ring!


Hmmm. Can anyone say rebounding? I guess in Kentucky they go straight from one potential wife to another. This guy better watch out, he may run out of cousins.

Classy and Charming man seeks Carp Love (biddeford)

while it's true i don't have passions... as the french say "j'ai de grands poissons". i am still interesting.

caption: poissons d'amour de dames.

Zombie Teddy Bear seeking Malice in Wonderland - 24 (Northern Lower MI)

Greetings...

Im a bit of an odd ball, I love halloween...and that in its own, labels me a goth by most. I adhere to no such claims, but also dont deny it. I am what I am, I will always be me. I will change for no one but myself, and even then, may not. Sometimes I play the gentleman card all too well, preventing me from getting the very thing im seeking. But all too often, my luck cycles round, and I get all the more of what I truely need. Perfection and desire are over rated. Sometimes the best things in life, are the smallest moments, not the big dream.

I see myself with a gentle soul, its hard to anger me. Im very passive and cynical, but when its time to stand my ground, I do with my head held high. Even if it means I take all the damage, and suffer my life.

My hobbies are a bit random. Mostly im addicted to Video games, hailed by friends and online gamers alike as a Professional Gamer, mostly at shooters (ill admit Guitar Hero Expert can still stump me). I work at a video store, which helps feed my addiction, as well as feeds my photographic memory full of movies. I love to draw, write, and do computer graphix as a muse smacks me, sometimes months apart. I love to get out into nature to see beautiful environments including forest playgrounds & midnight strolls through cemetaries. Im a nightowl and VERY nocternal, but not into bars...though sometimes yew can find me at a concert. I love all kinds of music. Country is the hardest for me to find something I can stand. Techno & Rock are my favorite.

If your curious, drop me a line. Im not seeking anything meaningless, but I offer my hand only in friendship. In hopes that I will find the one. Looking for a good girl with a dark side, who is intellegent and gifted, but not full of herself. No head games. Glasses, Piercings, Wild Hair Colors, and Tattoos are a turn on.

Halloween is Everyday.

Sun and Snow Together (Nw Mi)

Don't you just love my icon? I always feel like Ronald in the middle - just want to have fun!

Let's have fun this winter. We can do snow shoeing, snowmobiling, skiing, scramble, momopoly. Go bowling, to a movie, on a road-trip. Stay by the fire and cuddle. Will you kiss me on our first date?

Here's the deal: My 3 grand kids are with me from 5pm to 8pm, sometimes earlier. So the rest of our day is for us.

Reply to this if you have time for an adventure.

I'm an old college linebacker (football), stayed out of the army, managed a large department store, retired as a financial planner with all my cash. My hair is salt/pepper, a good-looking 6 footer, hazel eyes, can still play ball and shoot hoops, ski occasionally, shovel my driveway. Love to dance (especially the horizonal mumbo), be active, converse and write. Can we venture into new things together?

Presumptiously addressing you, I would say you are either young or old, but adventurous, agile, and adorable. Please be an elegant lady who wants to be treated as one. You like reading Mystery and Romance, but loves living both. Would rather be with Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, Justin Timberlake than John Wayne, a tanned Hamilton, Nicholas Cage. Likes to tickle, discuss events, and just be silly. Rather get a room and order-in than spend time in a restaurant then get a room.

Why don't you reply soon with or without a photo. I will reply in-kind, with a cell #, so we can plan lunch, your choice of time/place. Sure beats endless emails and we get food and conversation! No winter blahs here!

eeverything that keeps me together is falling apart - 25 (the louvre)

can you help us?
not only me, but will you help yourself?
introduction to the royal treatment infused with chivalry and perfectly delightful, warm mood-cupled by distinguished good looks and a brain as sharp as a tack!
higher class leisure. fine dinner, fine conversation, plays and concerts from everything inbetween Depeche Mode to Tschaikovsky.

shimmering is my imagination, it envisions you and i sharing a bottle of French wine and holding hands as you look longingly into my blue blue blue eyes, no one is romantic like me anymore.

Are you in school and broke? - 32 (Maple shade NJ)

Are you in school and been looking at your checking/savings account saying Ouch. I have no money? Might you need some help paying off those pain in the a$$ credit cards or maybe you need some new clothes for the fall semester.
If this sounds like you, please email me with a picture and/or a full description, age and location and maybe we can scratch each others backs and help each other out

Are you the girl that should join me at Brad Paisley?

I have killer seats for the Brad Paisley concert at the Iwirelss center. Of course, the best seat in the house is always next to me! (smile) I need an equally awesome companion to accompany me to the show.
Said companion must be smarter than the average bear and easy on the eyes. She should be an engaging conversationalist and have a wicked sense of humor (of course it helps if you are really into Brad Paisley).
Send me a recent pic and an essay of 45 words or less (the fewer words the better) as to why I should choose you as my date.
Extra points given for creativity. Bribes are encouraged. ;-) And yes, that really is me in the pic! LOL.
Danny

His photo fell some where in between douchebag and tool, resembling a senior picture of a 30 year old man.

Seeking female email - 68 (Ruston LA)

Let´s get to know each other by email first. Older single male, sane,
solvent, looking.
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You had me at solvent or perhaps it was the rhyming title. It is all too sexy.