I live at home with my parents in suburbs and we have goats and could possibly work out a trade for your very young lady daughter for marriage? About me I am young and obviously in very good health. I am outgoing and spontaneous, sometimes I yell profanities out for no reason and surprise even myself. I have lump in neck and shoulder and doctor say they should go away soon but also maybe never. I do not know this is confusing to me. You will have comfort time sleeping next to me as I do not snore but sometimes I pee. In tickling me I may poop as well. I am not foreign I am just not well with words or also with babies and have intense fear of this mysterious 'clitaurus' as it sound very primitive and angry.
I am looking for only the best woman who look like Jessica Alba or the lovely Rosie O'Donnel. Please only reply if attach a picture. Thank you for your kind words.
Showing posts with label bearded Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bearded Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes. Show all posts
23 January 2009
09 September 2008
ISO Tall, natural blonde, large busted Asian woman - 38 (SW GR)
Is she out there LOL! Seriously, I have a few musts, and they are:
1. Sense of humor. Not the "I laugh at jokes" sense of humor, the "My friends say I should do stand up" sense of humor.
2. Intelligence. I don't care if you have a "Degree" to prove it, or are up for an "Einstein Think-a-like Award", but a brain is essential.
3. Height / weight proportionate. Sorry, but if you are 5'6 and 200+ lbs, you do not "carry it well"! And even though I am 6'4, 210 lbs, neither do I.
4. Open minded. If you have been spoon fed your beliefs since childhood and never ventured out to question them on your own, you are not open minded.
5. Ambitious. F the nay sayers and go after your dreams. Though "9 to 5" is your routine right now, it has no bearing on your future.
Now for my can't stands:
1. Jealousy. If you are the type of woman that would buy clothes for your man out of the "Make my man look as gay and unattractive to other women as possible" catalogue, move on.
2. "Lifetime Channel" women. If you've been brainwashed by that channel to believe all men are jerks, why are you reading our ads?
3. Sado-masochist, man hating, chainsaw weilding, midget tossing loving, bearded Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes. Nuff said. [OMG- AMAZING]
So if you think you can toe the line between my likes and dislikes, drop me a line!
1. Sense of humor. Not the "I laugh at jokes" sense of humor, the "My friends say I should do stand up" sense of humor.
2. Intelligence. I don't care if you have a "Degree" to prove it, or are up for an "Einstein Think-a-like Award", but a brain is essential.
3. Height / weight proportionate. Sorry, but if you are 5'6 and 200+ lbs, you do not "carry it well"! And even though I am 6'4, 210 lbs, neither do I.
4. Open minded. If you have been spoon fed your beliefs since childhood and never ventured out to question them on your own, you are not open minded.
5. Ambitious. F the nay sayers and go after your dreams. Though "9 to 5" is your routine right now, it has no bearing on your future.
Now for my can't stands:
1. Jealousy. If you are the type of woman that would buy clothes for your man out of the "Make my man look as gay and unattractive to other women as possible" catalogue, move on.
2. "Lifetime Channel" women. If you've been brainwashed by that channel to believe all men are jerks, why are you reading our ads?
3. Sado-masochist, man hating, chainsaw weilding, midget tossing loving, bearded Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes. Nuff said. [OMG- AMAZING]
So if you think you can toe the line between my likes and dislikes, drop me a line!
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