Showing posts with label things that people don't do on first dates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things that people don't do on first dates. Show all posts

27 June 2010

Steak dinner? With...PBR? - 32 (Logan Square)

Looks like a quiet night on my end. Unless...someone wants to go out for a tasty steak. Someplace low-key that has a decent steak and more than a hew hipsters.

Please be normal, attractive, sarcastic, and brilliant (like me.)



WOW. Normal is not brilliant, just an fyi buddy. Also, no. You sound horrid.

18 August 2009

COO COO 4 CO CO PUFFS - 350 (making pickles)

Gargoyle seeks friend , tired of waiting to get noticed at the gym ? is society telling you your using to much oxygen ? my story for yours? free dinner? win a free tooth brush and keep your pants on! ok lets get serious here , or not ! as long as you don't flood my toilet, spill your drink, brake my favorite dish , burn a hole in my shirt and lock my cat in the closet, all on the first date.




Seeing how few of you lock cats in bathrooms on the first date after breaking people's favorite dishes and burning holes in their shirts, I'd say you have a real chance with this fella.