Want to have a messy, crying, drooling mini-human together? - 30 (Chicago)

Your eggs aren't getting any fresher!!

Seeking a highly intelligent, liberal-minded sort of woman who is ready to be a responsible parent with me. Bonus points for earth friendly types.

You're ready to geek out over the healthiest stuff to feed the little thing and how to turn him/her into a baby brainiac surrounded by books. You're at a place in your life where you're down with trips to the tot lot, storytimes, and family trips to the zoo.

Obviously you're fairly healthy/active, employed, nonsmoker, hopefully cute and sweet/nurturing/bubbly.

I'm a smart, healthy, clean cut, nice guy type SWM ready to move into dad mode with the right match.

I will reply to all who write a serious, thoughtful reply about possibly starting a family.




Points for knowing the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' Negative points for the whiff of desperation in this ad.

Looking to expand my family - 28 (Richland, MI)

Hello,

I'm a 28 year old professional. I have a woman that I consider my wife, and a son. However, we have discussed adding another wife to our family. We both want more children, and she doesn't want to bear anymore herself. She is also a professional. We are interested in plural marriage, but we are not child molestors, not morman, and we think we aren't crazy. It just makes more sense to have 3 adults working together in a family unit than it does to have just 2. We are not looking for anyone over 35, and We are not looking for anyone who is very young. You must get along as well with my wife as you do with me, and vice versa.

We are being very real, and are just looking out there to see if we can share our love with someone else.