it might be are luck day - 45 (Jackson Mi)

I'll cut straight to the point. I'm 45, SWM, been married once, and have children grown.....I'd like to change ALL that soon. A little about me first, then if you want to know more, read on: I'm 5'11", dark brown hair, blue eyes, and to quote Chris Farley "I have what Dr.'s call a little bit of a weight problem" lol.....I'm not HUGE, just country boy stocky. In the process of losing it all now though...for ME, not for you. ;)

If you're still interested, here's the facts: I'm a complete and utter movie buff....just love 'em. I like to read (Dan Brown, Dennis Lahane, Leonard Scott, Nicholas Sparks, etc.). I strive to be the typical guy in every Nicholas Sparks book. lol. I'm a hopeless romantic who still believes in the little things like picnics at the lake and opening car doors, a card that says "I love you" just because it's Monday or you were feeling a little down when you left the house that morning. and friends. are treated like family and ARE true friends. I'm not big into clubs but do go out occasionally with friends. I'm HILARIOUS, or so I'm told. I'm an outdoorsy person in that whenever I have a day off, I tend to take walks, hikes, or road trips to wherever is least touched by man. I like planning large road trips where I go to Colorado, New York, Washington, etc.....I'm just tired of doing them alone. Life is only worth as much as the company you keep. I love photography and tend to snap pictures all the time.

To sum it up, I had a 5 year plan when I graduated high school: finish college, get married, have 2.5 kids (I think one's supposed to be a midget or something....haha), and take care of them all with a great job where I'm home every night and be the type of parent my parents were.........so far, that hasn't happened, and I'm tired of waking up knowing you're in your bed while I'm in mine, and tired of knowing that I'd do anything for you, I just don't know who YOU are............

PS....if ya like, drop me a message telling me a little bit about yourself and we'll go from there. Your pic gets mine.


In order of offensiveness (to me): a) If you read Dan Brown and Nicholas Sparks, you are not reading.
b) Midgets? No, that is not the .5, and you are not a funny person.
c) "I'm tired of waking up knowing you're in your bed while I'm in mine, and tired of knowing that I'd do anything for you, I just don't know who YOU are............" FUCKING SHOOT ME
d) Use less ellipses. They have lost their meaning because your ad is littered with them. Ellipses : this ad : : cigarettes : streets of Paris.
e) You are probably really annoying when you are taking pictures, because you probably take pictures of butter at hotel continental breakfasts and other peoples' children playing in parks and trees in fog and the highway you drove down and the fish you caught and seriously, that is exhausting.
f) 'Are' is in no way the same thing as 'our.' You sir, have failed.
g) You are from Jackson, Michigan.

NO WAY! I, Yes I got eliminated in the final round... - 25 (it's almost my Birthday)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

"You have just reached the profile of...

*Insert Dramatic Pause to Enhance the Effect of the Upcomming exaggeration*

...The Sexiest, Funniest, and most Intellectually Stimulating Guy on the planet!"
so only cool people please :)

I am a natural Leader and Motivator, I don't really try to be...I just gravitate to that role amongst my circles of friends. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND SMILE...(i'm not sure, did I stress that part enough?)

Keeping healthy and in great shape is a very important part of my career, I throroughly enjoy teaching and helping others improve themselves Physically, Mentally, and even Spritually. In teaching others I often end up teaching myself things that I didn't realize I knew, cool sh*teh? ^_^

I prefer to keep active, I enjoy setting goals and working towards them both mentally and physically, it just gives me a great feeling of satisfaction when I accomplished what I set my mind on. I'm always growing and learning about myself.

Vegetarian
Artistic
Creative
Insightful
Athlete
Compasionate
Dreamer
Eternal


About Who I'd like to meet:
I've been with some amazing girls in my life and do not regret meeting any of them and I am most definately looking forward to meeting more great women. I'm looking for a girl who has as much humor and confidence as I do however if you resemble the Yetti or something, it probably wouldn't work out for us....I totally adore chatting with girls about love, life, and philosophical ideas and I have a soft spot for girls that are not only beautiful but have the intelligence to at least carry on a fun conversation!

Now if you're taller than Yao ming or out weigh me...don't message me I'm scared of chicks like that.

Maybe it's because I'm German and Lithuanian I don't know but I'm totally into Northern/ N. Eastern European girls even though I know they are trouble :D

Short girls are just Awesome! I love how I feel like I'm protecting them when I put my arms around them and they just seem to dissapear in my embrace, I usually am attracted to dark hair but every now and then a blonde will surprise me.

OMG...Do you know what's really sexy, a female with a fully functional brain! (please don't be afraid to read the instruction manual pay attention to sections 2.4b - 3.1c on Sense of Humor, Spontenuity, Having fun, Optimism, and Self Respect)

"I do realize that I'm really picky, but I i figgure - Why not? I think I totally deserve somone great, don't you? =) Send me a message! let's Talk!" First DateA moonlight walk to McDonald's for some apple pie and hot chocolate, then anal sex behind the dumpster.

Nah that's more of a 2nd date hehe...serioulsy It really depends on what the person likes, but I think most first dates should be doing something that's fun and slighty active, it kind of takes the nervousness away and limits any awkward silences that can happen if you do the traditional Dinner with someone you don't know very well. If all goes well and there's a good vibe then we've worked up an appetite and have a bit more comfort built up for sitting down and talking over something delicious :)

responses that are intriguing will get a normal pic of me :) sending a picture is a plus...i like to know who i'm talking to...and I'll respond to everyone! haha except Gay guys saying nice abs lol


Sounds like an ideal second/first date to me.