Crazy Marxist-Leninist seeks same. - 25 (Gainesville)

I've tried this once before, and got someone that sucks. Don't reply to this if you're a god damn Obama-Liberal and/or you think the Democratic Party is a good thing. I'm seeking a like minded female. I don't care what you look like, as long as you're into Marxism-Leninism. That means no Trots, no Orthodox Maoists (that means no one who takes their views on socialist countries from the 1960s Sino-Soviet split, i.e. anti-Castro Maoists), no Cruise Missile Leftists, no Anarchists, no Libidinal Situationists, no primitivists, no Liberals, and definitely no right-wing trash of any sort. And if you're a guy reading this who knows who I am, don't tell people like that to respond to this ad (you know who you are).

And don't flag this post for removal. That's BS.


Here, let me do you a favor, you crazy Marxist-Leninist. Consider this title next time you post (because believe me, there will be a next time): Crazy-Leninist seeks woman not offended by his extreme passive-aggressive behavior. I know I just widened your pool of women (politically speaking), but I think you'll agree that this is necessary for any sort of long-term relationship success. You're welcome.

No dummies or Obama supporters - 35 (Baton Rouge)

If you are dumb or voted for obama go screw yourself.


I want a nice and nasty girl who likes to cum so hard she squirts. I have a big one and Viagra, all night long baby, get back. I AM REAL.

I am so relieved that not only does he have a big one, but he has Viagra. THANK GOD. Also: J'aime his all-caps "HOW AM I NOT MYSELF???" declaration at the end.

INAUGURATION EDITION

Obama Supporter Seeking Entreprenuer W/F With HOPE - 53 (Caledonia)

You only have one life, will you waste MOST ALL of it waiting for "Mr. Right"?

Is your image of Mr. Right someone who spends money and takes you out for "an evening" of entertainment, or is "he" the kind of guy that is there morning noon and night for you, making every waking moment enjoyable?

You've had enough "bad relations" and not enough solid, regular involvement or attentions. The kind of connection you can feel even when away from each other.

Are you bold enough to take your share of a "Mr. Right" if offered?

Well, I'm being offered to one of you, by someone who is like you. Loving, honest and willing to share me with you, in exchange for the friendship and love you bring. (If you're thinking a sex-tryst - you're sadly mistaken - she's straight and so are you!) Do you want to try something different that is more safe, secure and wholesome than you might think at first. Are you afraid of what people may think (who cares if it's what we want together?) If you're afraid of something here, then you are not ready for me. I have nothing in my life or behavior that will ever hurt you. You see, I may be the father of three grown women, and grandfather to 2 adorable"angels" - and respected for who I am and the good things about me.

Long term, genuine, honest, "down to earth", no "head games" type of man. I'm still waiting for a woman with guts enough to take a chance. To get involved with someone brighter than the dim bulbs we seem to have for men in this world.

I consider myself to be a "woman's man" - considerate, happy, respectful, upbeat, helpful, chivalrous, sensual, handyman - just about everything you may want in a man (EXCEPT beer drinking, football watching, balls scratching horn-dog or "womanizing" - and other insensitive and disgusting habits of typical "men" today).

I have been asked to find another partner, friend, companion and lover who seriously is tired of the dating scene and wants a SOLID MAN in her life EVERY DAY, and get the attention, affection and respect you know you want and deserve.

I could go on, but if you're not interested by now, what's the point? If you think this is BS, then fine - close this window and get on with what you're doing..... looking again.

Won't one of you "find" me? I'll admit this is "non-traditional", but you know what? Dating dozens of losers and most likely getting involved with someone who is lying to you doesn't sound like fun to me....... Remember - once someone has trashed a love relationship, they can do is SO MUCH easier to you when they're tired of you.

No airy promises, just a solid, honest and genuine man that will last you a lifetime...... I'm ready. Are you willing?

Are you a 37-50ish, in good shape, healthy mentally and physically (average is good), HT/WT proportionate to a "few pounds over", average nice looking gal?

Learn more about living honestly and in the presence of someone who truly wants and cares for you - my theory, once you've made love to someone - only a monster would destroy it.......

A creative, dedicated and loyal mind is looking for you. Will you answer? By the way I am a W/M ..... and OBAMA'S MY MAN. Do YOU have hope for our future?
I am glad that Obama is synonymous with non-traditional in West Michigan.

seeking a Michelle Obama type - 38 (Memphis)

Mrs.Obama showed so many wonderful quailities these last few months. As a wife, mother, confidant her spirit shined. I thought to myself that's the type of woman that I need in my life. I know that with the support of a good woman my goals would be so much easier to obtain and then I could offer my strength and support to her as well.

Moving to a town near you Black Male seeks White Princess !!!!!!! - 40 (St.Paul)

I'm a black male looking for a single attractive white women to get to know.Very single and not into games just want to love,honor,and respect you and treat as my equal.I want to get married and make an OBAMA!! send pic holla back

Obama yay! - 26 (Boston)

Lets do something fun tonight! Bar. Movie. Something like that. Boston area. I’m 26 years old.

Ghost town NYC

It really is a ghost town out there. What gives?
You couldn't all be freezing your asses off in DC, or home watching Obama slow dance over and over.
I thought for sure the bars would be hopping, but I just ran to the store, and almost got hit in the head by a tumbleweed. Twice.

Now look, there's no reason a sexy, educate, handsome sock puppet like me should be home all alone, bored no less. I'd like entertainment, a best friend, a girlfriend, hot sex, a trophy wife, a portable encyclopedia, and a fairy princess all rolled into one. At this point, I may be less picky seeing as I'm suspecting we might be the last two people left on this island.

White Obama in every way - 27 (Windsor Terrace nyc)

Change! We need to change stuff! Iraq War = Stupid idea! Hope! Hawaii! Harvard!

The only difference between me and Barack is I don't have a Michelle.

white male seeks black female for private OBAMA celebration - 34 (Brooklyn)

i thought it would be an ever better day if we kissed , drank Champagne and anything else that comes to mind......... as the inauguration was happening.
it's time to celebrate!