I need a Girlfriend U Need??? - 39 (Baton Rouge Area)

Ok here is the deal. I own two businesses in the Baton Rouge area that are doing pretty well I also have one wife in the area who is not doing so well so I need a girlfriend! So if u think you might be able to handle a relationship like this then we need to talk about the details. I am more than willing to take you to the mall shopping, out to lunch, dinner or drinks and generally spoil you rotten. If you need a little help with the bills or rent then that is what boyfriends do. What I will not do is support u. In return you get a great guy with all my hair all my teeth and occasionally I even smell pretty good. I stay in shape and you should as well. If you like days out on the water and an occasional weekend out of town that is a plus as well. If you dive that is a real plus but I can alway teach you since I am an instructor. Have a pic to trade and please if your email address is not local then tell me in the email or u just get deleted.

Is he trying to pull an Edwards? Does his wife have cancer? It's unclear exactly what's going on in this man's marriage. Also, how is paying for shopping, meals, bills, and rent not support?
I think he's confused about what 'support' means.

FREE BEER!!!!!!!!!! - 25

I am dying of boredom tonight so I thought I'd toss up a post, besides what greater way to spend a Tuesday evening than posting to the bottom feeding site of the online dating world, but I haven't reached the point where I'm ready to pay to post a profile to engage in what will likely be meaningless coversation. Anyways, although I've clearly set the bar low, I can't wait to hear from you.


What I offer: Hmmmmmmm, that's a tricky one. In the event we proceed to the next level, the upside is you will get a free beer out of it. That said, the downside may be you walking away from the experience saying "well that was just not worth the free beer." In all seriousness, I think I'm a pretty decent guy, I have a job so thats a plus (especially given the current economic hole we have dug ourselves here), I'm pretty heavy on the sarcasm, and I'd put my money on you staying for the second beer.


Since I played the clever little pic trick, I'll give you a brief description to entice your curiousity until we go through the whole pic exchange. I am about 5'2, 345lbs, and.......wait...wait thats not right. I'm actualy about 6 foot 185lbs, brn hair, brn eyes, white. I'd say pretty much your average dude.


Anyways, cure me of my Tuesday boredom and hit me back.

YOUR FREE CARRIBEAN VACATION

Brady - are you or Lenya interested in this?

Up for a great week of fun??

I am will be taking I am looking for a young wopman between 18 and 30 to accompany me, on a weeks Carribean vactaion after hurricane season. all expenses paid of course. Depending on circumstances you can include a girlfriend who I will also pay for. Interested? Drop me a line we can chat and if things are agreeable, I can give you a number to call for arrangements and further disscussion.