24 July 2010

Pluck my back hair - 23 (Logan Square)

So I got sunburnt and noticed that I have an unruly amount of hair on my back as I put aloe vera on it. You should come over and remedy this via tweezer.
So I also am a little horny. You should come over and take care of that, I know you need it too. 5'10, 185 lbs, HWP. Grad student. Into punk, art, good beer, bikes, existentialism (minus the depressive part), urbanism, nerding out, etc.

do ittt



Truly, I love this post. First off, tweezers? If it's really 'unruly,' maybe garden shears are in order. Second, I like how it's essentially a vaguely creative booty call post. Most importantly, as much as I like plucking hair, there is one thing I love more - popping zits. Next time, invite me over to pop your huge back pimples. Maybe I'll take you up on it (spoiler: I will not).