I AM A MILLIONARE WITH A 12 INCH DICK AND A YACHT - 39 (Chicago)

hahaha it got you to click it, you gold digging size queen!!!! If you said give me 12" and make it hurt, I would screw you twice and hit you in the eye.

I am too openminded for most women out there. I been single for a long fucking time already. I am a total sexual perv, enjoy the sleazy side of life.

I am looking for something to develop into a ltr. Someone where it dont take a lot of booze to make her frisky. Someone who might enjoy swing clubs or private get togethers on a saturday night, someone who wants something good for a change...... send a pic and your yahoo messenger lets chat, Im on most of the evening, unless I am not here ;)


So, let me get this straight - you're looking for a gold digging, overly horny woman who's willing to settle for someone with a small penis, who's underemployed and looking to fuck some other woman? Got it.

Steak dinner? With...PBR? - 32 (Logan Square)

Looks like a quiet night on my end. Unless...someone wants to go out for a tasty steak. Someplace low-key that has a decent steak and more than a hew hipsters.

Please be normal, attractive, sarcastic, and brilliant (like me.)



WOW. Normal is not brilliant, just an fyi buddy. Also, no. You sound horrid.