decipher diviniti... - 29

I love beauty coupled wid intelligence…need a woman I can speak to … bare my heart out …share with… my love... my dreams… my tears… my laughter... my fears …(cant keep staring at a dumb beauty 24x7)
Love someone I can just sit with …love lying down with hours and hours …on the soft sand …love gazing at the starlit sky …love making love to someone I can share my silence with …love baring my soul to her …love making for me is the most natural the most carnal the wildest and the most beautiful of all desires ….a beautiful union of two souls in love …who have chosen to immerse themselves in the yearning desires of a soul mate …
Love honesty especially in love …love tantric sex…love sex in the wildest of surroundings …love da adam n eve kinds…:P
Yearning for true love …a true love soul mate ..someone beautiful at heart …a companion in this journey called life…
I don’t…know whether we ll meet …….destiny …
If destined we may meet ….
We may connect in more ways than we yearn for …
Whatever the outcome…someone as honest as sincere as you cud only end up making my life more beautiful…
If at all you ARE comin to India …I wud be pleased rather honoured ..to know u , understand u, love u and share with u this beautiful journey called life …
I wud love to give you company in your travails…rest assured the traveling and the accommodation is my call…
Waiting for ur reply….

I am not sure which is worse, the incredible number of ellipses or the awful, romantic bullshit. He writes like a very sexual, 15 year old girl. Although, a teenage girl would probably use a thesaurus and find another word for love, while he managed to use it 19 times.

Also, Adam and Eve sex. WTF?

Help me in my marriage... - 34 (gr)

Look, I know going going 'outside the marriage' is bad, so please don't email me with advice on this. thanks!

My marriage is on the rocks and it has hurt me sexually, meaning that I can't get it up...at least for my wife. I was wondering if it's just me or it's me with her.

Was hoping someone here could help me see where this problem is. I'm not looking for sex, just a little teasing.

If you're into this, please let me know


Umm, why can't he just use viagra? I am not into this.

"This Guy" - 35 (grand rapids)

I am willing to bet…you’re the type of girl that guy’s come up to you all day long and say; You’re so hot or beautiful.
I am also willing to bet these same guys are the ones that beg for Sex. You also pry get a million offers to go on trips with
someone you don’t even know.Then you, figure why would a guy even email me other than to get me drunk; and have
His way with me on the first date. Which in turn…you begin to block out all men that come up to you, because you believe;
here comes another guy with some stupid pick-up Line or can I buy you a drink guy. Am I right so far…?

So…before you put your guard up; or put me on your do not call list. I am not that guy!
I’m this guy! This guy knows what he want’s and will find it…
So, if you know what you are looking for go ahead..Make your day…
I am not an open book; I leave some chapters out For yours to discover.
If you have the courage to solve this mystery…then email me.


First Date-
Something different; I like Short walks on the beach,
Dancing, movies at home after the meal I cook for you!
yes, I know how to cook other than Hot Dogs in the microwave.



Obviously, I am always thinking that a guy would only ever email me to get me drunk! Those tricky internet men and their booze! The only solution is to block out all men and put them on my do not call list. "This Guy" sure knows his stuff, except grammar and sentence structure. He does not know that stuff, which makes me afraid to read the mystery chapters in his semi-closed book.

I'm looking for my wife on craigslist - 24 (milwaukee)

i cant find her anywhere else, maybe the love of my life is here on craigslist



Spoiler: she is not*.

*I am operating under the assumption that the love of your life is someone who respects herself. I'm sure that if you try long enough you will find someone equally desperate and lonely. Good luck.

I am the poet that walks beyond the stars - 25 (your mind)

I am here
lost and broken~~
I thought I knew what love was
I couldn't wait for the day
London's calling so I will go
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have studied the female orgasm~~ no taller than 5'2'' I am 5'3"

~~~ I am a robot, should be your subject, or I won't read it, or robots r us~~ or robots robots robots~~~ something that has to do with robots should be in the subject



Ladies - he has studied the female orgasm. I'm not sure if that means he has the skillz necessary to get you off, but there you go.

So his only qualifier is height, but it's short enough that it really does exclude a large percentage of the population...I can't decide if that make this one of the more discriminating posts we've featured here on Husband?

Also, I have a few questions: despite the abysmal nature of this posting, does he get extra points for mentioning robots so many times? Are those extra points negated by the noetry? SO MANY TOUGH CALLS HERE.

READwithOUTjudgment; thatsALLiASKatTHEmomentMAYBEweCANbe.... (**LTRliveTOGETHERchildren?**)

************************************(ALL (WE) CAN TAKE WITH US WHEN WE (DIE) IS OUR ""WORKS"")**********************************IF YOU BELIEVE READING 5 LINES IS ENOUGH TO DISCERN OR HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO DECIDE TO RESPOND TO A PERSONALS AD; PLEEEEZE...(STOP HERE) AND MOVE TO THE NEXT AD.


*********IT REALLY AMAZES ME READING ADS FROM BOTH GENDERS HOW SHALLOW AND NARROW THE FOCUS ON SUCH TRIVIAL ISSUES***********
***I understand that i don't leave much to desire as to my circumstances but believe me I DO HAVE POTENTIAL IN MANY AREAS THAT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL IN YOUR LIFE***
*I still receive judgmental responses, Lot's of people out there have a better than you attitude all i can say is there loss for not be open to understanding, compromise, and LOVE AGAIN.*
*******************************"JUDGE" (NOT) LESS YEE BE "JUDGED"***************************DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISCERNING AND JUDGING?? PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BEFORE GIVING (ME) THE OPPORTUNITY TO REVEAL WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT AND WHAT I CAN BE FOR A SPECIAL WOMAN.

*****************I have had offers, but just because they would consider me doesn't mean i will just come to you...YES; It is true. *****************

**JUST A BRIEF VISION FOR YOU, I HAD BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY (ONE) AND ONLY PARENT SINCE 1989, AND HE PASSED AWAY**IT HAS AFFECTED ME PROFOUNDLY**though i believe he's in a better place, This woman i seek has to be compassionate and willing to be there always (I PROMISE I WOULD BE THERE ALSO) REMEMBER THIS STATEMENT.
I understand (we) have others in our live's ..maybe I am searching for something I may not ever find, LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, LIVI'N TOGETHER, MARRIAGE..BUSINESS TOGETHER...CAN YOU FILL IN THE BLANK?___________________________. (to build or add another child to family) NOT A DEAL BREAKER, ONLY GOD KNOWS IF IT WILL HAPPEN
ARE YOU WILLING TO LISTEN?
****MY DAUGHTERS MOTHER DIDN'T GIVE ME THE OPTION TO BE A PART OF MY DAUGHTERS LIFE (YES; NO OPTION)..Looong story and i won't get into that here****
I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE THAT I CAN TRAVEL, LOVE, HELP IN BUSINESS, DO THINGS WITH...COMPANIONSHIP AT HOME ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES.......... "LIVING".



YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE ENDURED UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO READ...

I am seeking a Looooooong term relationship...Yes, That's right: WHAT MANY WOMEN THINK MEN DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY.



But I come not in the best circumstances...Just being honest here, Think there's many out here that you can say that about? You don't have to belive this next statement but it is true.......... I have had quite a few respondent's that could or would like to bring me into there life but many times let there fears and insecurrities OVERCOME WHAT COULD BE LONG TERM ""HAPPINESS"".

**** IF (WE) LET OUR PAST DICTATE (OUR) FUTURE (WE) CAN CONTINUE SCRATCHING OUR HEADS AT ALL THE SHALLOWNESS OUT IN THIS WORLD****

BUT WHAT DO YOU LOOOSE, 15 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME?



Let me reveal some of the good qualities first:



(NO) CRIMINAL RECORD, (NO) DUI'S..........FAITHFULL,ROMANTIC,THOUGHTFULL,COMPASIONATE,HONEST TO A FAULT..AND YES; SOMETIMES IT CAN BE PAINFULL....YES; MY OPENESS LEAVES A LOT OF ROOM FOR JUDGMENT....Soooooo, whos perfect out there????



(NO) ALCOHOL DEPENDENCY (EVER) IF YOU HAVE AN ALCOHOL DEPENDENCY LEAVE ME ALONE!....(DEPENDENCY) THE (KEY) WORD HERE.....(everything in moderation).



INTELLIGENT?..Well, I was self employed for many years...was and hope to be again.



Just a few of my good qualities.



My current circumstances don't lend to anyone wanting to consider me..But I have to state these to be open so you can decide if (you) can balance (me) into your life..and or your family, IF THAT APPLIES.

If your in a better place than me today and think that by revealing this to me will shine a good light on you (you could be sorely mistaken) I want to "LOVE" & be "LOVED" Thats what i feel is most important!!

I am on welfare for the first time in my life....

I am working the stock market at a very small scale but I have learned much, Many lost money last year, but quite a few made a lot of money on this rebound (I could have benefited had i had capital to work with) Yeap! water under the bridge, I know!

I was placed on medical disability for 1 yr, But by no means I am incapacitated...Too much to discuss here and I won't since it's a public forum ( I can and will contribute) SMALL INCOME.

I am seeking a compasionate woman, that doesn't judge outright, with out having all the facts...Wishfull thinking??


If you read my profile you will understand what I mean...about judgments ( what i don't understand ) How do they get to my profile since there are so many dealbreakers here?

I have my resume that can give you an understanding about what I can bring to the table, I have good marketing skills.

I will send you (my profile) that I have written for just one purpose...MY RESUME IF YOU SO DESIRE LATER, I want you to have a good amount of information..So you can consider the posibilities of me being a part of your life.

TO FIND A SPECIAL WOMAN THAT WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE ENDURED RECENTLY AND WHY I AM AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE...



A WOMAN THAT WILL WORK WITH ME AS I ENHANCE (HER) LIFE...I AM NOT SEEKING PITY OR A FREE RIDE, CLEANLINESS, OPTIMISM, LOYAL, COMPASSIONATE ALL GOOD ABOUT YOU & CERTAINLY ABOUT ME.

ONLY REAL WAY YOU CAN CONSIDER THIS IS IF YOU ASK ME TO SEND IT TO YOU...AND JUST TO EASE YOUR COMMITMENT CONCERNS.

YOUR UNDER (NO) OBLIGATION TO RESPOND BACK AFTER YOU RECEIVE IT...( my profile).

I was born in Florida... I'm in Wisconsin now ( WILLING to relocate with the """""RIGHT"""" woman) I believe the distance will allow for a slower pace with out the pressures, I am easy to talk to and am all that i portray... hopefully you love boating and if you have children boating can be good family fun too (why Grand Rapids? I just revealed to you that I love boating! Not to far from the lake, right? I bet you would like to read about my vision on a houseboat on the lake.....


Again I am seeking a loooooong term relationship, But I understand that I may not be what you seek, I believe in marriage but understand that (our) circumstances may prevent that from being considered.



But I believe (we) can make our (own) vows..and it can be special..This is down the road of course.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH SOMEONE IN A HAPPY, LOVING ENVIROMENT**(HOPEFULLY LIVING TOGETHER)** BEFORE SUMMER...( I HOPE YOU SHARE THIS GOAL) IF YOU ARE WILLING TO READ MORE THEN YOU CAN DECIDE IF I MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS COMPLICATIONS AND CAN ENHANCE YOUR LIFE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.....I know naive.

ALL I ASK IF YOUR DOWN TO THIS LINE IS PLEASE....GO BACK AND READ ALL OF THIS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AS WELL AS FOR THE SAKE OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME (every word,large or small in parenthesis has meaning behind it (think there's many you can believe in?).

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME AND CONSIDERATION.

ROBERT.

Ps Yes; That's me in on the left, about 6 month's ago..Though my hair is longer as on the right, I am (47 yo) by the way..Guess that could be important for you to know.


Yes; I know the dog is cute'..er than me, But she won't be comming with me...Loong story.
( I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TO SMILE ABOUT LATELY).

Yes; I am an animal lover..all.



If this ad were shorter, I'd have things to say about it. As is, it's just TOO MUCH. I can however, promise that the pictures that accompanied it were a complete delight.