10 December 2009

it might be are luck day - 45 (Jackson Mi)

I'll cut straight to the point. I'm 45, SWM, been married once, and have children grown.....I'd like to change ALL that soon. A little about me first, then if you want to know more, read on: I'm 5'11", dark brown hair, blue eyes, and to quote Chris Farley "I have what Dr.'s call a little bit of a weight problem" lol.....I'm not HUGE, just country boy stocky. In the process of losing it all now though...for ME, not for you. ;)

If you're still interested, here's the facts: I'm a complete and utter movie buff....just love 'em. I like to read (Dan Brown, Dennis Lahane, Leonard Scott, Nicholas Sparks, etc.). I strive to be the typical guy in every Nicholas Sparks book. lol. I'm a hopeless romantic who still believes in the little things like picnics at the lake and opening car doors, a card that says "I love you" just because it's Monday or you were feeling a little down when you left the house that morning. and friends. are treated like family and ARE true friends. I'm not big into clubs but do go out occasionally with friends. I'm HILARIOUS, or so I'm told. I'm an outdoorsy person in that whenever I have a day off, I tend to take walks, hikes, or road trips to wherever is least touched by man. I like planning large road trips where I go to Colorado, New York, Washington, etc.....I'm just tired of doing them alone. Life is only worth as much as the company you keep. I love photography and tend to snap pictures all the time.

To sum it up, I had a 5 year plan when I graduated high school: finish college, get married, have 2.5 kids (I think one's supposed to be a midget or something....haha), and take care of them all with a great job where I'm home every night and be the type of parent my parents were.........so far, that hasn't happened, and I'm tired of waking up knowing you're in your bed while I'm in mine, and tired of knowing that I'd do anything for you, I just don't know who YOU are............

PS....if ya like, drop me a message telling me a little bit about yourself and we'll go from there. Your pic gets mine.


In order of offensiveness (to me): a) If you read Dan Brown and Nicholas Sparks, you are not reading.
b) Midgets? No, that is not the .5, and you are not a funny person.
c) "I'm tired of waking up knowing you're in your bed while I'm in mine, and tired of knowing that I'd do anything for you, I just don't know who YOU are............" FUCKING SHOOT ME

d) Use less ellipses. They have lost their meaning because your ad is littered with them. Ellipses : this ad : : cigarettes : streets of Paris.

e) You are probably really annoying when you are taking pictures, because you probably take pictures of butter at hotel continental breakfasts and other peoples' children playing in parks and trees in fog and the highway you drove down and the fish you caught and seriously, that is exhausting.
f) 'Are' is in no way the same thing as 'our.' You sir, have failed.

g) You are from Jackson, Michigan.

02 December 2009

Oriental? Need a helping hand? - 40 (London)


Sensible, reliable, married guy looking for young, intelligent oriental girlfriend in exchange for financial help. Complete discretion assured.


It is too bad that he is already a husband. Boy, do I love a guy who says 'oriental.'