24 August 2009

Cutie on ATL to DTW - m4w - 52 (Metro Airport)

You were the cute blond with the designer bag flying from Atlanta to Detroit yesterday evening.

I was well dressed man seated near you. I wanted to approach you, but was traveling this occasion with my wife.

I commute frequently from Atlanta and Detroit for my cardiology practice, and the wife rarely comes with. Will you fly with me next time?


Detroit, you're my favorite craigslist again.

Question??? - 43 (Downriver)

not to be mean what so ever to the big girls but I was just curious as if the were any women 35-45 who were single and not over weight looking for dating?

people are really mean to each other on here and I'm considered a badboy!.....lol...thats funny!!!

not to be mean once again but if a guy can't get a boner for you then he will never know what a wonderful person you are in a romantic way!..As friends we can love you to death...That doesn't give any guy the right to be mean to you on here! And by the way if your a dude under 30 and your on CL then you have no right to bust on any woman on here!

I'm 6ft even, still have abs, kind of a badboy and I'm looking for a person who is in shape and less of a badgirl than she is sweet and nice!

hit me up if your interested in talking!



Things that don't make sense: this poster's brain.

i am looking for a live in girlfriend - m4w

i am a single white male...i would like to find a live in girlfriend...i have my own place all you have to do is move in...i will cover living expenses...you just tend to my needs.....i am open to any race within reason


What races are 'within reason?' Imagine I've just read this aloud, and the following are the reactions of my current roommates, two lawyers in their 30's:

Roommate 1: Maybe he means inter-species? Like, a non-humanoid...that would be unreasonable.
Roommate 2: So what, half-orcs need not apply?


Half-orcs ftw?

Sometimes I think Craigslist has a sense of humor...



Many thanks to Detroit and the Craigslist team for making this moment possible.

18 August 2009

COO COO 4 CO CO PUFFS - 350 (making pickles)

Gargoyle seeks friend , tired of waiting to get noticed at the gym ? is society telling you your using to much oxygen ? my story for yours? free dinner? win a free tooth brush and keep your pants on! ok lets get serious here , or not ! as long as you don't flood my toilet, spill your drink, brake my favorite dish , burn a hole in my shirt and lock my cat in the closet, all on the first date.




Seeing how few of you lock cats in bathrooms on the first date after breaking people's favorite dishes and burning holes in their shirts, I'd say you have a real chance with this fella.

09 August 2009

Shorty where you at??? - 24

A little bit about me: Physicially I'm 24 yrs old, Blond hair Blue eyes 6'' tall, handsome... with an athletic build. I would say I've lived a very interesting life for someone my age and plan on continuing with my adventures living my life to the best of my ability. I haven't been in a relationship for about 2 years now, and I feel like meeting someone new... someone I don't already know, that's why I'm trying Craigs to see what might come of it. I'm a college graduate, have a successful career, and generally just a good person. If I might be of interest to you, feel free to send me a message and we can get to talking and see whatever else might come from it.



Successful college graduate who lives in Flint, Michigan? I'm skeptical.

06 August 2009

Looking...We all are looking sometime - 48 (Columbus / Lagrange)

We are all looking sometime in our life..Just think about it..I am now anyway's. I am
normal and not no junkie on here. I am looking for someone who might be looking
also like me. I am very nice,sweet,polite,and safe to be with. Should any of this interest
you,just reply back and I will get back too you..Hope to hear from some normal people.


After reading those first few sentences, I'm honestly surprised he didn't write, "hope to here from some normal people." Way to exceed my expectations, poster.

05 August 2009

Want to have a messy, crying, drooling mini-human together? - 30 (Chicago)

Your eggs aren't getting any fresher!!

Seeking a highly intelligent, liberal-minded sort of woman who is ready to be a responsible parent with me. Bonus points for earth friendly types.

You're ready to geek out over the healthiest stuff to feed the little thing and how to turn him/her into a baby brainiac surrounded by books. You're at a place in your life where you're down with trips to the tot lot, storytimes, and family trips to the zoo.

Obviously you're fairly healthy/active, employed, nonsmoker, hopefully cute and sweet/nurturing/bubbly.

I'm a smart, healthy, clean cut, nice guy type SWM ready to move into dad mode with the right match.

I will reply to all who write a serious, thoughtful reply about possibly starting a family.




Points for knowing the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' Negative points for the whiff of desperation in this ad.

nice, average, and upbeat girl wanted - 27 (tulsa)

hi, i am looking for a girl who is not still angry with her ex, doesnt mind just hanging out, and would like to have a little fun now and then. if this is you get back to me. pictures are welcome all will get a reply



Average? Look no further than Tulsa.

If you like Chocolate your gonna Love This - 27 (Baton Rouge)

I am moving from New York to Baton Rouge next week. Lets talk

My name is K. I am a 27 year old professional at a high profile law firm and I'm studying law in Baton Rouge. My career doesn't leave me much time for a social life at this point. It would be nice to have some company and meet someone new to kick it with. Im open to new experiences with different nationalities.

I'm 5'6", Medium Athletic Build, Handsome Face and Milk Chocolate. LOL!

I like going out to lounges and restaurants with nice ambiance. I love the movies.

I love sports, football in particular (Giants Fan) and I love politics. So between CNN and ESPN I’m good!
I enjoy any live entertainment and good company.

Send me a pic and tell me your interest. Lets Talk. TTYL!



If his grasp of punctuation and grammar is any indicator, I'm guessing this poster will be an excellent lawyer someday.

04 August 2009

be my first - 18 (owasso)

I had a hard time finding a post awful enough to justify being the first Husband? post in such a long time, but I think I finally found one that is truly unfortunate. Hopefully, this is the first of many wonderful potential husbands to be featured in the coming months.




hi there i am a little nervous but i am 18 and wanting to loose mt virginity. it is driving me crazy i would like for my brother to be there as well i am a little slow but can maintain i am 6ft dark hair 8 inches what else you want to know just hit me up please no bots or freaks i want my first time to be a plesant experience not a nitemare.

FYI, if you're looking for someone who is:
a) interested in being your first time
b) interested in fucking you while your brother is there, watching
you might be looking for someone who is a freak.

Additionally, freaks in the sheets aren't necessarily nightmares. You'll thank me when you're older. You're welcome.